damp earth theory @woomy@elekk.xyz

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot

and on the pedestal these words appeared: "Hi, I'm Clippy, your monument assistant. It appears that you are looking upon my works. Would you like help despairing?"

you know those memes where people edited games covers to have all sorts of labels on them like "featuring dante from the devil may cry series" and "& Knuckles" and "New Funky Mode" and all that

well

I found one they were missing

mastodon 4.0 will add support for Nintendo’s Mii avatars. all posts you make will be read aloud by your mii in one of the tomodachi life voices

So I made a diagram of what I'm thinking

working as a waitress

in a cocktail baaaaaaar

#dogurday (I WILL make this a thing, help me @Gargron )

Wait, what do you mean Mastodon's first public commit was today 4 years ago? 4 years ago? It's been 4 years?

Still incredibly pissed off at the state of present-day bodmod technology, by the way, for both furry and gender reasons

trying to figure out how coloring works

i was feeling nostalgic for "will it blend?" and that channel where they put bullshit into a microwave, so i did some youtube searching and found:

Does It Fry? a channel where two scottish dudes deep fry a bunch of fucking bullshit and eat it. i love it.

(cw: food, obviously)
https://youtu.be/VB63UTPIhgQ

people that compare mastodon's insistence on policing its communities and ousting bad actors to tumblr .. being tumblr, have never actually been deep in tumblr culture.

you havent lived until you've had a 13 year old send you death threats for reclaiming the word 'fat' in regards to yourself only, or discourse over whether or not its okay to dig up and sell human bones from graves

This is a very tiny guitar-- It's about the size of a human blood cell and can be played with a laser, and is technically responsible for the highest note ever played on a musical instrument. Each of the strings is only about 100 atoms across.

needed to do some quick studies of some of the new villagers

https://extinctinks.net
https://commiss.io/extinctinks
https://patreon.com/extinctinks

#mastoart #fanart #animalcrossing

still marveling at how big the open world is in that zelda game. just gotta admire the breadth of that fuckin' wild

he/himbo