Harp 💖 @wigglytuffitout@elekk.xyz

where to find me computer-game-wise -

Calamity Janine on Mateus! (see also https://calamityjanine.carrd.co/ !)

on splatoon 2 occasionally!

⚔️ also on Warframe for nintendo switch on occasion, username Harpalyce!

AC Pocket Camp friend code 1635 5060 585 !

Pokego friend code 1990 3912 2833 ! (i usually don't have gifts to send out but feel free to add me anyway if you feel like it!)

a note on my tagging for CWs:

i may be a little slow to tag for CWs!

i promise this is not intentional dickery! the various medicines i take for my illnesses (including pain meds, etc) mean sometimes i don't brain so good.

i promise it's not malice, and i will always be happy to put cw on things if asked, feel FREE to do so and TELL ME if i've forgotten!

similarly, i often don't have spoons to caption my photos. i hope to soon however, and i welcome help in the meantime if you feel inclined!

more introductory stuff that i should pin:

1. i have a really cute dog! her name is holly! you'll find me tagging pics of her often with #hollypls ! 🐶

2. i really am getting into fashion as much as spoonie body will allow, and i particularly like #lolitafashion ! (NOT touching the fetish aspect of it at all. i just like frilly dresses!) i am working on chronicling my endeavors there at sweetdisabled.com , though it's slow going right now, but we'll get there someday! 💖

HOKAY hello world!

and more importantly hello elekk! o/

my name is harp! i'm moving accounts so it's not impossible that some of y'all have already seen me around, as it were.

i'm harp, i'm 30, token cishet girl lol; i'm disabled with chronic pain issues, try my best to be chill and kind, and have computer games as my main hobby alongside (as health allows) writing fanfic, drawing, et cetera!

i came to masto as a tumblr refugee last december and haven't looked back! :>

ok so maybe that's more just regular lewdness but like

look at this. this is an extremely fucking horny warframe, y'all.

d-e knew about all the people out there making lewd porn gifs and animations and just straight-up GAVE THEM A GIFT

y'all, i'm not sure how long i resisted getting Khora as a warframe

i mean just look at her

this is the fucking horniest #warframe . this is top domme energy.

the fingernails. bellybutton piercing. high heels. juicy ass window. WHIP. her ult is called S T R A N G L E D O M E .

also her official title as used in the official announcement video is THE MISTRESS OF ENTRAPMENT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaK6cZk-Ris

i am living my best weird horny domme life playing her

the amount of time i spend undoing or dealing with booby traps that the ablebodied set up for me is, quite frankly, immense

"Harp" you may be thinking, "does this mean you dont like homestuck because as a scorpio you just saw vriska being vriska and then went DONT TALK ME IM ANGY about it?"

Perhaps.

Also problem sleuth was better and there's probably a good tale in homestuck once you edit out 3/4 of it, don't at me I know I am right

The Chinese zodiac system gets a thumbs up tho. Not bc I think it's any more true (it's not lol), but bc it tells me "as someone born in the year of the dragon you are A KICKASS INDIVUDUAL WHO IS SO FUCKING AWESOME" which is just a nice change of pace really

Tbh I have as much attachment to my meyers briggs type as I do my astrology sign

Which is to say I only glance at those "which character are you most like??" memes and then I get sad because as both intj and Scorpio all I get is "you're an evil evil dick" and then I cry a little inside.