Aunt Swiggony @sydneyfalk@elekk.xyz

I feel like I've imposed on the fediverse's generosity too much already, but the truth is that I'm about to run out of money, even with Patreon coming in at the beginning of next week.

So I have to ask for your help. Any amount helps - and I appreciate boosts and other methods of spreading the word too.

Thank you.

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it's really big

like, you might think it's a long walk down to the chemist, but that's peanuts compared to space

Willing this into existence on the lathe of heaven

headline in Barron's: "World’s Top 100 Billionaires Lost US$408 Billion in Two Months Due to Covid-19"

me, aloud: "It's a start!"

Just a heads up - keep your eye on your government at the moment, a lot of authoritarians are using the pandemic as cover to introduce laws that further their agenda, Hungary for example is trying to get around gender marker changes by making identifying documents say the AGAB rather than allow people to correct it, Idaho in the US also has or is trying to ban trans youth from participating in sports as their gender, and many countries are pushing for oppressive infrastructure which they've wanted for years but the pandemic has actually got people frightened enough to start buying into it, fascist and authoritarians often use crisis to tighten their grip on the system.

Millions Unwilling To Telecommute After Widespread Webcam Filter Glitch Turns All Users Faces Into An Entire Dog, And That Dog's Face Back Into Their Face, But Small

I don't usually shill for my employer online, but this seems like it'd be in at least *someone's* wheelhouse here:

"Apple’s AI/ML organization [not my org, but they seem cool – ed.] is looking for a Machine Learning Educator to design and facilitate learning experiences for machine learning at Apple."

https://jobs.apple.com/en-us/details/200154802/machine-learning-educator

Zoom's encryption has some major flaws, is "not suited for secrets", and Zoom has servers in China generating meeting encryption keys for users in other countries, Citizen Lab researchers discover https://theintercept.com/2020/04/03/zooms-encryption-is-not-suited-for-secrets-and-has-surprising-links-to-china-researchers-discover/ (by me)

amongst all this, everybodys seemed to have missed the extremely good news that Morrissey has been bought by PepsiCo Inc. and has had to change his name to Peppissey

Nintendo Switch: making taking pictures of a computer screen with your phone camera cool again instead of actual screenshots

Turns out that joint was laced with copier toner and cashews. They're callin' it Moon Milk.

OH: "In the near future, automated Wisconsin dairy farms are being menaced by Hypercows. Only a quirky team of women in power armor can preserve our pizza. This is Cheesy-Yum Crisis 2040."

netflix proposed 'freud' and i clicked because i like pain. on the other hand it's in german and i could use some practice

https://www.customink.com/fundraising/projektoni-requires-more-assets