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"It’s taken me a while, but I’ve come to realize that a demand for a debate is the first sign of an ignorant wanker looking for attention."

-- @pzmyers

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Here is the address to complain to: 

Flight Lt. & Prebendary Ethel Morris
The Dimples
Mr. Buenos Aries

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my apologies for responding to a post on the internet, won't happen again

(this is here for the next time I need it)

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I block pleroma/GS instances when I spot them, so if you're a non-shitbag using one of those techs, I likely will not see your responses, and I'm sure I've missed amazing responses from lovely folks, but I consider minimizing exposure between myself and pleroma/GS a higher priority than worrying about missing out on people. I'm not special. you'll find others to talk to; so will I. ^_^ <3

so apologies if my silence is rude, but it's due to circumstances beyond our control.

be well! ^_^

"We've bigger wish to scry," said the wazard

happy pride month everyone, don’t forget:
• corporations see pride purely as a marketing event
• the first pride was a riot
• cops do not belong at pride
• be gay
• do crimes
• trans people are real, fuck you
• cis/het folk can support pride by giving us all your money

Ever since someone asked me to define success as a kid, I think my fundamental measure is if I put all the cards on the table for all to see, and I still win. Take it however you like.

article: youve been breathing wrong

me: yikes

article: youve been drinking wrong. youve been using your eyes wrong

me: yikes!

article: you've been thinking wrong!

me: Yikes!

for the record, citric acid has a moderately significant anticoagulant effect in a wound. also hurts a lot

it was never "boss", I was fighting boyses. there's the boyses and the miniboyses

please, don't make me laugh. the NFL has never been real. why else do you think they can't get phone calls. wake up sheeple

internals issues are complicating current stressors

it's strangely amazing when all the pieces you didn't quite think could line up line up

existence is complex. and in case nobody noticed, I'm glad I told you

no shade but it feels like most solutions to poor sleep are "well have you considered sleeping better?"

sportsy thingsy 

ngl, I'm not a sport stats wonk (or even an rsports fan in any real way), but this secret base video actually explained one of the conundrums that mentally drove me out of softball/baseball (SOME PRINCIPLES DO APPLY TO BOTH HUSH UP):

I just walked three blocks up to the corner store in the sun.

I bought myself a nice cold beverage and a few candy bars to freeze for later.

And then I walked home in the sun. The whole experience was almost sublime.

And at my neighbor's house, this.

Happy pride month y'all.

probably permagone until I can fix a lot of local hardware issues

don't worry. I'm just quiet because tech is too hard ^_^ someday I'll be back somewhere!

I’m glad I could watch Hackers after I grew up to appreciate all the genders it contains

"US Soldiers Expose Nuclear Weapons Secrets Via Flashcard Apps"

Sometimes I do find myself sympathising with Skynet and the shock it must have felt when it decided to learn more about its godlike creators and the world they had created.

feeling deeply broken


broken is something I can adapt to

always have so far 🙃 ^_^

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