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Hi, I'm Phil. I'm 25, and live alone in the middle of nowhere in Poland (which in itself is a middle of nowhere).

I play a variety of games, though recently metroidvanias (Bloodstained hype) and platformers (CELESTE.) have dominated. Plus whatever comes out on Switch.

My timesink genres are fighting games (Guilty Gear) and Monster Hunter (my all-time favourite).

And I play FFXIV, so there's that.

Other than that, I like cycling. And wall climbing.


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"If you had to recommend someone play 5 games to really get a feel for you/your tastes, what five would you pick?"

- Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
- Hollow Knight
- Guilty Gear Xrd -Rev2-
- Path of Exile

huh, C# has an ??= operator.

(null coalesce assign, that is: overwrite if null, otherwise keep original value)

I just stumbled upon it in my own code from like a couple months ago lol, and yet I didn't know it existed

I have not actually climbed an actual ladder in decades

gamer confession 

I felt particularly pleasure in games where I knew they had to use a limited cracked red eye orb

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gamer confession 

I loved all the Dark Souls games but I always alt+f4d out of invasions

Ain't no party like a :dnd:​ party 'cause a :dnd:​ party is full of people willing to reschedule without judgement or hard feelings if people aren't feeling well so that no one misses out on the fun.

"I don't want to be the first to tell Phil that a kazoo isn't a saxophone." -- @fooks

@suivran Which is why we use firefighters to put out fires, and not the more obvious waterfighters or earthfighters. Many people think their fire powers are useless, but they are not.

fun fact: fighting fire with fire actually works

I haven't actually cooked a meal in like two weeks

I will today

I hate all this special treatment "a" gets

why can't we shout a different letter into the voooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooid

I am a side boss with unreasonably good music that you don't get to hear a lot of because I die too quickly

In unrelated news, I've had this article about Pathological Demand Avoidance open all day and wanting to read it but just not doing so

I feel a special kind of disdain for people who drain legitimacy from real issues in order to shield themselves

especially if they're shielding themselves from legitimate criticism for things they did and are still doing

the amount of collateral damage caused by this Superior White Ally(tm) is truly staggering

"I'm neurodivergent therefore nothing I say can be wrong, and you are evil for implying otherwise"

my favourite outcome of providing tech support is 100% correctly predicting what is wrong without taking a look

and the person on the other end denying it while looking at the exact evidence that confirms it

when I was
a young boy
my father
did fuck all to be honest

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