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PGP Public Key, :boost_no:​ 

Version: BCPG C# v1.6.1.0


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Common CW abbreviations I use:

* mh: mental health
* ph: physical health
* alc: alcohol
* pol: politics, sometimes plus locale, like:
* uspol: United States politics
* pda: public display of affection
* nsfw: not safe for work (this is rare, I prefer more specificity)

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How to contact me:

Email: noelle.d.anthony AT gmail
Discord: joyeusenoelle#5565
Telegram: Joyeusenoelle

...well, this is odd. My parents have an identical mower and they can't find their battery either. :tinfoil:

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Hm. Can't find the battery for my lawn mower. This is putting a damper on my plans to mow the lawn.

"...their nefarious intent is to land the sucker punch, and it somehow landed. Amongst their toxicity, there is something you heard. When I am in this scenario, I attempt to push the toxicity aside, look in the mirror and ask myself, “Why do I care?”"

If my honey came in and caught me baking bread, I would simply tell her that I'm sorry for the pain I've caused

inspired by @monorail :tiphat:

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screw your non-fungible tokens. me, I want my tokens to funge. I want them to funge and never stop funging. permafungible. nothing but funge, beginning to end.

Amazing: Nasdaq tracks stock prices to four decimal points, although they only show two (pennies).

Warren Buffett's Berthshire Hathaway is about to hit $429,496.7296 per share.

Guess how many bits the Nasdaq reckoning is limited to?

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*proudly shows you how tall she is, marked on the kitchen doorway*

On investigation, it was likely Zelazny and Sheckley's "Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming".

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Trying to remember the story I read when I was younger that involved a character with seven-league boots that literally took you exactly seven leagues, so you could move quickly but you had to do geometry (and sometimes make multiple passes) to end up where you wanted to go.

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(I went and played with him for a while until he decided he was more interested in the "parked" cars again.)

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Oh. Oh no.

Artie knows that when he sees parked cars, that means sometimes people get out and come play with him.

Right now there's a backup on the freeway next to my house. It's stop-and-go traffic.

There are so many "parked" cars and nobody is coming to play with him.

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asking for money help, boosts needed :boost_ok: 


i need $50 for my HRT appointment (assuming it costs the same as the first one), $50 for groceries, and $80 for medical weed

i didn't get the 2nd and 3rd stimulus because my abusive parents claimed me as a dependent to steal them. i tried filing my taxes to get that fixed but they got rejected, so now i'm waiting on a credit card application so i have a way to sign into the IRS site that has the forms i need to fix my return and resubmit it

i've been trying to find a job video editing or something, i can't work anywhere facing the public because i have asthma and if i catch covid i'll die excruciatingly




thank you so much for saving my life multiple times and continuing to keep me alive, fediverse!!! :black_sparkles: :blacker_heart:

#MutualAid #TransCrowdFund

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