Ellie @[email protected]

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...well, this is odd. My parents have an identical mower and they can't find their battery either. ​

Every "junior developer" job listing

Hm. Can't find the battery for my lawn mower. This is putting a damper on my plans to mow the lawn.

"...their nefarious intent is to land the sucker punch, and it somehow landed. Amongst their toxicity, there is something you heard. When I am in this scenario, I attempt to push the toxicity aside, look in the mirror and ask myself, “Why do I care?”"

https://randsinrepose.com/archives/feedback-is-a-mirror/

Flying toasters, to help you relax: https://noelle.codes/toasters.html

If my honey came in and caught me baking bread, I would simply tell her that I'm sorry for the pain I've caused

inspired by @monorail ​

Amazing: Nasdaq tracks stock prices to four decimal points, although they only show two (pennies).

Warren Buffett's Berthshire Hathaway is about to hit $429,496.7296 per share.

Guess how many bits the Nasdaq reckoning is limited to?

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/warren-buffett-berkshire-hathaway-stock-price-near-maximum-allowed-nasdaq-2021-5-1030397626

On investigation, it was likely Zelazny and Sheckley's "Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming".

Trying to remember the story I read when I was younger that involved a character with seven-league boots that literally took you exactly seven leagues, so you could move quickly but you had to do geometry (and sometimes make multiple passes) to end up where you wanted to go.

tired: Alucard
wired: Ulrich Tarefson

good morning fedi ​

(I went and played with him for a while until he decided he was more interested in the "parked" cars again.)

Oh. Oh no.

Artie knows that when he sees parked cars, that means sometimes people get out and come play with him.

Right now there's a backup on the freeway next to my house. It's stop-and-go traffic.

There are so many "parked" cars and nobody is coming to play with him.