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If you have an issue with Elekk and for any reason you can't contact me, please contact @alice (@c0debabe) or @TheShyIon (@theshyion). Both of them have admin access to the Elekk front-end and Alice has SSH access to the back end in case anything goes wrong.

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Common CW abbreviations I use:

* mh: mental health
* ph: physical health
* alc: alcohol
* pol: politics, sometimes plus locale, like:
* uspol: United States politics
* pda: public display of affection
* nsfw: not safe for work (this is rare, I prefer more specificity)

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How to contact me:

Email: noelle.d.anthony AT gmail
Discord: joyeusenoelle#5565
Telegram: Joyeusenoelle
Keybase: elekk.xyz/@noelle/992979439570

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keybase.io proof 

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Bah, March's initial lion-nature is coming a little early. Six inches of snow over the next three days.

uspol 

unity question, please help 

I agree that wheat tortillas are awful but maca flour tortillas are :chefkiss:

During the floods some dude was messing around in this little one-person boat, 'course, this being england he got a bit chilly

He had the brilliant idea of putting a little gas heater at the front to keep his feet warm

sadly, it was a plastic boat, heater melted the plastic and the little boat sank

Just goes to show, you can't have your kayak and heat it

itʼs a wee bit silly because under the open world assumption the only possible answer you can give to “what is the length of this array” is “uhhh, infinite maybe, idk” so letʼs just redefine “length” as “one plus the index of the largest known value right now”

h/t @kibimon for letting me know that there was a proposal to add shebangs^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H "hashbangs" to Ecmascript

ECMA: "The word 'shebang' has been around for 40 years to describe this syntax"

ECMA: "So let's fuck with it for no real reason"

that's because we keep inventing new JavaScript frameworks

"Responsibility Scallop, from an 'MSPaint captcha phrases' thread. He's there to gently remind you that there are better uses of your time than posting mushmouth drivel on an internet place. Things like earning money, or bettering yourself to provide for your family.

He's a bit of a nag to be honest."

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