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they're literally using tweets as evidence to charge people with felonies now you think this place is safe?

Jesus Christ stop boosting posts of people documenting their crimes and fucking think for once

@revolverocelot there are some depths of caucasity to which even i will not sink

@wigglytuffitout *checks the caucasity meter*

yep the caucasity of this post is off the charts

idk how plugged into tiktok y’all are but last night several tiktok teens started the #genztattoo trend and, no joke, tattooed a nazi symbol, the wolfsangel, on themselves.

man i did some cringey shit on tumblr back in the day but at least i didn’t give myself a hate speech tattoo on accident.

there`s no job harder than that of the TikTok Personality. there are so many massive hate symbols that you have to not accidentally get tattooed on yourself

the "[person] is typing" thing on discord is both good and terrible, to me

@InspectorCaracal @lapis @kat that's your essay setup right there

1. supposedly for adults instead of for children, but in a way that treats adulthood rather patronizingly (you are an adult so now you get to read a book with sex scenes and drink boozeahol)
2. exists to be consumed en masse, not really savored and enjoyed; reviled by people who care enough to value quality
3. usually exists within that as something to be consumed adjacent to another activity - having a bud lite as you go boating on a lake; reading a novel at the beach. within this also has an element of a choice out of desparation instead of true want - it's what is in the cooler or it's what is in the airplane bookstore, so you guess you'll take one because it's better than nothing...
4. heavily tied to the fiction of masculinity that makes it toxic - dan brown novels exist for men who think reading better literature is 'too girly', bud lite with lime and raspberry exists for men who can't bring themselves to just order a cocktail that has lime and raspberry in it
5. connected to the above, the brand name has built up that connotation of masculinity as to soothe the worries of any 'non-masculine' content within (like the lime and raspberry)

tfw you see Females in a book shop #justgarfthings

@InspectorCaracal @lapis @kat nah, nah, dan brown's novels aren't the dino shaped chicken nuggets of literature.

they're the bud lite with raspberry lime of literature

@wigglytuffitout @lapis @InspectorCaracal any good points of a chicken nugget i feel are obliterated when it is pulverized into a consistency that allows it to be shaped into a dinosaur tbh

Dog version of the dancing chick that I made some time ago.

බල්ලා balla, 🐕 💃 the words are false friends but the friendship is real. 🐶

@wigglytuffitout @InspectorCaracal @lapis a processed, unhealthy, textureless, homogenous mockery of nature, that appeals only to people who aren't yet old enough to read

it fits pretty well, actually

@[email protected] @[email protected] @[email protected] i hate that i read this post and immediately thought "I could write an entire paper on how this is absolutely the true definition of Dan Brown's novels"

@kat @InspectorCaracal @lapis ok fair

you're doing god's work by dunking them in some honey mustard so they're palatable tho

@wigglytuffitout @InspectorCaracal @lapis i think harry potter is already the dino shaped chicken nugget stage of literature

@InspectorCaracal @wigglytuffitout @lapis praxistan national anthem