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by the way, I edited my profile to reflect this, but currently my pronouns are they/them. Please do not use he or she to refer to me!

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Hi! I live in Nebraska.
According to
I live on unsurrendered
Očhéthi Šakówiŋ
Pâri (Pawnee) land.

Currently unemployed, but hey, if you know of some ArcGIS or XML work where I live @ me.

If you are considering College / University in Nebraska: DM me so I can give you some details you won't get on tours.

I got my BA in Anthropology and came to the conclusion Anthropology is a colonialist pile of shit (You could totally decolonize Anthropology, but my classes never talked about that. It was just the white cishet allosexual abled patriarchy in the classes I took)

Fan of
or a lot of and games. Big :stardewvalley:​ fan, but lately I am bad at playing games!

I also like and I'm getting into and lately! I like reading and

(especially )

I'm a big fan, but I usually talk about that elsewhere!

Me defiendo bastante bien.

I have like 4-5 fediverse accounts, but lately don't have the energy for all of them, so I'm mainly on here, Pixelfed, and Booktoot.

I Boost a lot of pictures of Cats (and sometimes dogs) so if you don't like that, either turn off my ability to boost or mute those keywords.

I'm really shy so please interact (by posting/replying) before following!

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Heads up: I'm trying not to boost images that don't have alt text. (Alt text does not have to be in English)

So please don't take it personally if I don't boost your stuff, (I may still like it on a personal level) but I want to be helpful to people who need accessible images.

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Kafka posting 

Btw not Kafka but I did not like Kafka on the Shore. It's not like I universally love all Haruki Murakami books but I really disliked that one.

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Kafka posting 

I actually want to read more Kafka besides the metamorphosis, but when I brought that one home from the library my brother was genuinely worried I was super depressed. I suspect more Kafka will get me an intervention. Maybe it's public domain and I can put them on my kobo

they're literally using tweets as evidence to charge people with felonies now you think this place is safe?

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Jesus Christ stop boosting posts of people documenting their crimes and fucking think for once

@revolverocelot there are some depths of caucasity to which even i will not sink

one of the most white posts i'll ever post 

@wigglytuffitout *checks the caucasity meter*

yep the caucasity of this post is off the charts

idk how plugged into tiktok y’all are but last night several tiktok teens started the #genztattoo trend and, no joke, tattooed a nazi symbol, the wolfsangel, on themselves.

man i did some cringey shit on tumblr back in the day but at least i didn’t give myself a hate speech tattoo on accident.

there`s no job harder than that of the TikTok Personality. there are so many massive hate symbols that you have to not accidentally get tattooed on yourself

the "[person] is typing" thing on discord is both good and terrible, to me

@InspectorCaracal @lapis @kat that's your essay setup right there

  1. supposedly for adults instead of for children, but in a way that treats adulthood rather patronizingly (you are an adult so now you get to read a book with sex scenes and drink boozeahol)
  2. exists to be consumed en masse, not really savored and enjoyed; reviled by people who care enough to value quality
  3. usually exists within that as something to be consumed adjacent to another activity - having a bud lite as you go boating on a lake; reading a novel at the beach. within this also has an element of a choice out of desparation instead of true want - it's what is in the cooler or it's what is in the airplane bookstore, so you guess you'll take one because it's better than nothing...
  4. heavily tied to the fiction of masculinity that makes it toxic - dan brown novels exist for men who think reading better literature is 'too girly', bud lite with lime and raspberry exists for men who can't bring themselves to just order a cocktail that has lime and raspberry in it
  5. connected to the above, the brand name has built up that connotation of masculinity as to soothe the worries of any 'non-masculine' content within (like the lime and raspberry)

@InspectorCaracal @lapis @kat nah, nah, dan brown's novels aren't the dino shaped chicken nuggets of literature.

they're the bud lite with raspberry lime of literature

@wigglytuffitout @lapis @InspectorCaracal any good points of a chicken nugget i feel are obliterated when it is pulverized into a consistency that allows it to be shaped into a dinosaur tbh

Dog version of the dancing chick that I made some time ago.

බල්ලා balla, 🐕 💃 the words are false friends but the friendship is real. 🐶

@wigglytuffitout @InspectorCaracal @lapis a processed, unhealthy, textureless, homogenous mockery of nature, that appeals only to people who aren't yet old enough to read

it fits pretty well, actually

@[email protected] @[email protected] @[email protected] i hate that i read this post and immediately thought "I could write an entire paper on how this is absolutely the true definition of Dan Brown's novels"

@kat @InspectorCaracal @lapis ok fair

you're doing god's work by dunking them in some honey mustard so they're palatable tho

@wigglytuffitout @InspectorCaracal @lapis i think harry potter is already the dino shaped chicken nugget stage of literature

Last Boosts: It's like I guessed how many marbles were in the jar! :blobcheer:

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