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my favourite Zelda fan moment is when one person goes “do you ever think about how Link infiltrates an entire religious order and assassinates its leadership simply because they choose to worship a different god than Hylians do” and the other person goes “yeah actually i was thinking about how cycles of rebirth and sustainability might have influenced their mindset prior to their decimation by Hylian colonizers”

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a cute girl in a jean jacket stands outside my house, holding a boombox in her arms as it blasts KT Tunstall. “take a break!!” she shouts at me.

fools. i will never take a break,

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me: i want all of the toots
you: what are you going to do with them?
me:
me: i am going to eat them

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let the record show that my animal crossing villagersona absolutely does not shave her legs

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prospective mood for this account

[from the Samus & Joey manga]

honestly i’m at that point where i’m pretty sure that having an AD account is just a kink that some people have rather than meaningful praxis in any respect

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as someone who has studied gender and frequently writes mature fiction, i simply cannot imagine a separation of hornt and business lifestyles

bear in mind that i thought similarly about fire emblem but then loved three houses, so

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nintendo has pretty much already said everything they have to say on the subject of hyrule, and unless they broaden their horizons again as with the Toon Link sequence i don’t see future games being all that interesting

and all signs have pointed to them not doing that and instead doubling down on zelda as a hylian supremacist text

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honestly i might not play another zelda game after breath of the wild 2

i’m not saying gamers are uncultured swine, but if they actually researched and studied existing artforms then they might have a shot at steering the course of the one they are invested in, instead of leaving it entirely up to market forces

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you: small games with bad graphics are good!!

me: allow me to introduce you to a little thing called “black box theatre”

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honestly games discourse is super entertaining to watch these days because it’s not like this exact thing didn’t already play out in theatre, or cinema, or comics, or

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my hot take is that games are generally bad in 2020. but, games can also be good,

gonna stop callin them “cats” and “dogs” and instead callin them “sleps” and “slorps”

the shorter the review, the happier the cat wot writ

« A significant advantage of a one-party state is that it avoids all the arguments that delay progress in a democratic political system. » strongly disagree, the significant advantage of a one‐party state is that it prevents the cooption of the Party by marketed capitalist interests, regulating it the same as any other enterprise and forcing it to maintain the Socialist Path

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my political compass is you should actually study mao first if you’re going to write a political compass test which attempts to place mao

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