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« I didn’t mind communism; it was a welcome change from the exhausting romances that made up most of the curriculum. »

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zelda: i don’t like you link!! b-boko!!

link: *turns into a goblin*

zelda: *also turns into a goblin*

*campfire dancing*

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a cute girl in a jean jacket stands outside my house, holding a boombox in her arms as it blasts KT Tunstall. “take a break!!” she shouts at me.

fools. i will never take a break,

breath of the wild is a frame narrative. link’s story is the frame

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“unlike breath of the wild, age of calamity is actually zelda’s story!!” look friend we clearly have very different understandings of the narrative underpinnings of these games

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a lot of people apparently do not think that zelda is the protagonist of breath of the wild

no kibi, everyone does NOT hate you

or if they do they’re atleast being diplomatic about it

you can’t just DROP the phrase « It was a truth universally acknowledged » LIKE THAT

to be clear these lines are intentional parody of guy in your mfa

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« “she’s edgy and unconventional, you know? Like, she’s got a pink streak in her hair and drives a vintage VW.” »

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« “It transcends genre, but I like to think of it as an anti-rom-com.” »

this author is trying SO HARD to be progressive and feminist but just CAN’T HELP putting their female characters in threatening situations

as a matter of fact, there are correct opinions which are complete killjoys

now you know

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today’s hot take is that the correct opinion isn’t just the one which lets you tell the funniest jokes

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