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« I didn’t mind communism; it was a welcome change from the exhausting romances that made up most of the curriculum. »

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zelda: i don’t like you link!! b-boko!!

link: *turns into a goblin*

zelda: *also turns into a goblin*

*campfire dancing*

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a cute girl in a jean jacket stands outside my house, holding a boombox in her arms as it blasts KT Tunstall. “take a break!!” she shouts at me.

fools. i will never take a break,

it’s really frustrating that English does not distinguish between “the greatest of the” and “the greatest at being a”

why am i spending my time charting out ontologies and designing programs that nobody but me will ever use

: I don't give a fuck about historical accuracy only sexy vampires

cat: i can claw and scratch and zoom and see in the dark
dog: i can smell and bark and lick and play
bat: i can fly and echolocate and drink blood
goat: i can climb and escape and eat and headbutt
human: i can uhh... pet u rly good
every other animal: 👀💦

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“if we don’t raise enough money we’ll have to cancel our efforts” is all the problems with the Democratic party in a nutshell

for the record that is from New Moon by Stephenie Meyer

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just came across that quote again and had to pin it

« I didn’t mind communism; it was a welcome change from the exhausting romances that made up most of the curriculum. »

luv 2 insomnia at the end of an exhausting week

so help me, sometimes you just want to read about a person wrapping a warm blanket around their lover without them having to go on an adventure to do it

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lots of people think that romance novels are trash and i am here to tell you that they are but it’s not the genre’s fault

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in fairness i did write the first chapter to a romance back in 2016 i just never actually went anywhere further with it

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considering the genre is my bread and butter, like, maybe i should do that

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kind of amazing that i have never just... written a plain romance

you: but miss scarlet, that requires actually winning elections!!

yes. yes, it does.

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if i was that worried about conservatives ruling things unconstitutional i would simply amend the constitution to not be a piece of trash legislation. but far be it from me to tell congresspeople how to do their jobs

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