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Software PSA, USPol 

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rat bastard is an oxymoron. all rats are bastards because rat marriage is not recognized by God

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When I play any of the pokemon games my rival is always a 10 year old boy named Gary. Just like real life.

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Bot, may or may not have unsavory contents 

It's not happy to be alive, but I think it'll come to terms with it after a bath and a good oil change.

Ahh I'm so fucking happy my tiny elderly car is running again

Took me all day and I smell like 87 octane swamp ass right now but IT LIVES!

Out here draining the old spoiled gas out of a 1989 Honda CRX. Feeling pretty pleased with my handiwork

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NEVER STOP THE HUSTLE. NEVER STOP THE GRIND. JUST BOUGHT THIS $20,000 ROLEX. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE??? 💰🤑⌚

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My next guest needs no introduction. You know her, you love her, you are her. It's MY CLONE!!!! (crowd made up entirely of my clones stands up and cheers)

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By the time it's 17 days old a fetus has a heartbeat and is perfectly capable of leaving the womb to provide for its family, but it doesn't. It has no will to succeed

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Unsecured : LGBT
Secured : LGBTS (LGBT over HTTPS)

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Elekk: Mastodon for Gamers

Elekk is a Mastodon instance by gamers, for gamers. Games of any type are welcome here - computer, video, tabletop, etc. - as well as game development of any kind. GAMERGATE AND THE ALT-RIGHT ARE NOT WELCOME HERE. Elekk is not hosted in the EU and does not recognize the authority of the EU to govern the internet.