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Which starter is a cop/Pokemon meta 

i was expecting this cribbage board to come with the rules of the game, but instead i got much more valuable instructions

Fortunato goes to catacombs. Says he's drunk. Says the air down there seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Montresor says, "Treatment is simple. Great cask of Amontillado is just up ahead. Go and see it. That should pick you up." Fortunato bursts into tears. Says, "For the love of God, Montresor!"

castle guards throwing a loaf of bread over head, knowing i can’t catch it. the lord pushes me down and i piss myself. the lady points and laughs at my misfortune. the court jester pants me and everyone laughs at my tiny dick, and they all interrupt me with babble talk when i try to explain that the cold rain has made it smaller than usual

Food, theoretically meat 

"p-politics? kpop? WWE account? we have nothing to go off of please help us"

Something I've always been curious about but can't figure out how to google - does anyone know what causes the two rows of glitchy pixels at the top of the HUD in SMB3?

When I was a kid I made a tape copy of the Nirvana CD "In Utero" by playing it on a Windows 98 computer one of my relatives had hooked up to a stereo system, but he had a G.I. Joe theme installed, and I was using the computer for other things at the same time, so the copy of the album I had was full of random samples of Cobra Commander shouting at people, and the real version of the album has never sounded quite right to me without the yelling

When i was a kid i had a nightmare about the endless staircase in Mario 64

Did a constructive thing today 

Did a constructive thing today 

Any other people on here from the southern US call it a cold drink (pronounced col'drink) instead of a coke?

addictive game earned high marks in fun
when it first came out and it still does
today! However, now you don’t have to
hunt around looking for the upright
arcade machine— you can take Asteroids

A Portland antifascist 

"brutus" julius gasped, spitting blood "my dude"

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