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The peasants hath become accustomed to speaking a most detestable phrase: “as you say, Elder.” They utter it with a most indecent tone, implying disbelief and rebellious sentiments. This phrase might rightly be compared to the gravest insult of our age, which I dare not write.

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yang seems like he'd replace ebt cards with state subsidized naturebox or blue apron subs. but itd only cover half the month

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Software PSA, USPol 

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Anyone got any tips for my dream of building a nas?

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rat bastard is an oxymoron. all rats are bastards because rat marriage is not recognized by God

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When I play any of the pokemon games my rival is always a 10 year old boy named Gary. Just like real life.

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It's not happy to be alive, but I think it'll come to terms with it after a bath and a good oil change.

Ahh I'm so fucking happy my tiny elderly car is running again

Took me all day and I smell like 87 octane swamp ass right now but IT LIVES!

Out here draining the old spoiled gas out of a 1989 Honda CRX. Feeling pretty pleased with my handiwork

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NEVER STOP THE HUSTLE. NEVER STOP THE GRIND. JUST BOUGHT THIS $20,000 ROLEX. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE??? 💰🤑⌚

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My next guest needs no introduction. You know her, you love her, you are her. It's MY CLONE!!!! (crowd made up entirely of my clones stands up and cheers)

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