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Hello. I'm happy to show off a commission of my alter-ego by @ItsMorgan!!!! Look at her she's so cute.

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hello please check out this cool wall art

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i like jazz and if you make a bee movie or especially an anchorman jazz gag reference at me when i say that i'm sending you directly to detention

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you 👏 don't 👏 get 👏 to 👏 follow 👏 me 👏 if 👏 your 👏 profile 👏 has 👏 nothing 👏 substantial 👏 in 👏 it

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form 48-T.a Addendum Declaration of Formal Grievance Regarding Slut Scale Rating.

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Form 48-T Request for Reassessment of Slut Scale Rating.

@hoppet finally, someone is thinking of the homo sector

i have to go to an appointment in half an hour which means i'll be spending the next half hour slacking off

Everyone should be able to spend their time doing things that improve their lives and the lives of people around them

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AAAAAA wtf I just got a reply from the one application I sent out as a pipe dream?? I might be a kindergarten afterschool program teacher??? And the lady who runs it told me it's ok that I'm trans and that no one should be discriminating me????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAA interview is tomorrow but she was eager to hear from me!!

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god everyone i work with is so communicative, it's great

ok im in bed now lol but i forgot there are fireworks outside. here’s hoping they’re done by midnight since they’re largely the municipal show lol

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gamers think healing is a feminine job because it’s not as violent but it’s actually feminine because you do 80% of the work and get approx. 0% of the credit

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