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If you think about it, dragons are basically dogs that can breathe fire and fly send toot

This highlight video of Jerma training a blue, dabbing blob in Monster Rancher 2 is one of the funniest things I've watched this week youtu.be/WRWxeouAHFQ

Good news if you missed it! The EU voted against the Copyright Directive 318-278 earlier today, which now has to be redrafted before being voted on again this September theverge.com/2018/7/5/17535874

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OH MY GOD THE GIZMONDO GOT ONE TV COMMERCIAL EVER AND IT'S LITERALLY A BEE MOVIE MEME youtube.com/watch?v=BdD_cJkpc0

Facebook then and now Show more

4th of July, brands jumping on bandwagon badly Show more

another day volunteering at blarney castle. everyone keeps asking me if they can kiss the stone. buddy, they let me kiss it as much as i want

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uspol, facebook, automation fail Show more

If you use the Stylish browser extension, uninstall it IMMEDIATELY and replace it with Stylus robertheaton.com/2018/07/02/st

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I made these DDD, King of Flavorland stickers based on a throwaway joke @viv made. Just listed in my shop if you're interested 👀

etsy.com/listing/625471331/kin

#creativetoots #kirby #dedede #guyfieri #shitpost

Here's a video on the life and times of Hans Moleman, the best character youtube.com/watch?v=4xW9xQuk9E

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Germany removed Yoshi instead of Pikachu from the box art of Smash Ultimate to make room for the rating because they knew removing Yoshi would sell more copies than removing Pikachu
eurogamer.net/articles/2018-07

RevScarecrow played a video game where you renovate someone's house, except he rearranged the furniture and hid cursed images everywhere instead youtu.be/NCWv3g-Savk

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Sometimes I fucking love this city.

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I hear there's a bit of a heatwave in the UK right now. As someone from the UK who's been living in South Africa for almost a decade, some things I do to deal with the heat:

* Feet in a bowl of cold water
* Ice pack wrapped in a damp tea towel (especially good under your feet in bed at night)
* Damp tea towel around neck
* Spray bottle to spritz self with water

Keep your 'hot' zones cool; armpits, under boobs, crotch, back of knees. Having cool feet and neck helps immensely too.

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Brief quote of @rhiaro and ActivityPub shoutout in this Vanity Fair article:

> “I resent the control corporations have over people and their everyday lives. I hate the surveillance society we have accidently brought upon ourselves,” says Amy Guy, a coder from Scotland who helped build a platform called ActivityPub to connect decentralized Web sites.

Mastodon and PeerTube are also mentioned.

vanityfair.com/news/2018/07/th

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The story of the accidental discovery of a trove of LGBTQ+ history in the attic of a South London flat: paudspins.wordpress.com/2018/0

Music video depicting evangelicalism, drug use, NSFW imagery, people in distress Show more

Put Waluigi in the advert for Cadbury's Smash

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Barbie has had some troublesome times in the past with technology and teaching, but that's behind her, now that she's a Robotics Engineer. New doll from Mattel shows Barbie building her own mechanical friend, and comes with an introductory course on programming.

And the concept of Barbie isn't limited to a white girl anymore. She now comes in four different "hair colors".

boingboing.net/2018/06/28/math