Dickmandrake @dickmandrake@elekk.xyz

If you think about it, dragons are basically dogs that can breathe fire and fly send toot

#CarpenterBrut has released an impressive music video which satirises the Satanic Panic and contrasts it with the harm perpetrated by evangelical Christianity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnwzzJa8ek #synthwave #80s #electronic #music

Put Waluigi in the advert for Cadbury's Smash

"Is Max A Rabbid" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

Maybe I should start liking photos of other people's food until their algorithms get the message

Every single time I log into Facebook, I keep seeing the same advert for that disgusting slurry which is popular with nerds who can't be bothered with proper meals.

What I want to know is exactly why I'm being targeted when I would never to eat something which
a) rhymes with "gruel"
b) resembles the nutritional formula they give to sick people in the hospital

I mashed up the cliffhanger from #DoctorWho's 'Mark of the Rani' with the music for the trolley minigame from #Spyro 2

He is still just the hack, David Cage

I'm really hoping that Thor will still have a silly voice in the upcoming #Spyro remaster

There's still time to write to your MEPs and pressure them into voting against #Article13 https://action.openrightsgroup.org/zero-hour-internet-censorship

It is my sad duty to inform you that in the Donkey Kong Adventure DLC for #Mario + Rabbids, DK does not bring his coconut gun, which fires in spurts.

"Does the name Tommy Wiseau mean anything to you?"
"He's from our world!" #TheAdventureZone

You probably won't be surprised to learn that the rubbish minigame for this year's Steam Summer Sale doesn't even work in the official Steam app that's required for trading

I also discovered, while looking up ways to improve performance, that if you have 100 friends on Steam, online mode instantly crashes. Sonic Generations literally cannot comprehend someone having that many friends.

So recently I started playing #Sonic Generations. It's a pretty great game, even though the PC version isn't optimised and has very limited configuration options. Feels great to play with an Xbox 360 controller, though!

The minigame for this year's Steam Summer Sale is completely indistinguishable from those turret defence Flash games I used to play on my laptop years ago. About as fun, too.

Oh yeah, and the music is fittingly bombastic. My favourite part is when the tempo speeds up after 10 minutes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z25LJO4nfeE