i'm giraffes?? @SapphicGiraffic@elekk.xyz

rich people disgust me

new design for an old character! this one kind of combines all of his previous designs & fancied up his outfit a bit ^__^
#mastoart

tooters, the restaurant where you can get served by all of your favorite posters

RT @RabbitEveryHour@twitter.com https://twitter.com/RabbitEveryHour/status/1544497908514541569

winking sensually whilst deflecting my foes attacks

BREAKING: John C. Vibes University becomes the first school in the world to offer a Master's Program in Chilling Studies

raccoons...

frenzy...

I read a piece of fiction once that involved a more than two and a half century old elven woman who had adopted a human foundling.

Though the boy was a mere child at the time depicted, and though by all counts she was a admirable and doting mother, internally she was plagued by doubts. Doubts if she could possibly understand his needs or behavior come inevitable adolescence. Doubts about their ability to find common ground in his adulthood.

And worst, the certainty that she would outlive him.

So d&d races and the ways they are used are, of course, wicked problematic in a lot of ways, this is known. Sci fi aliens are only marginally better thanks to a veeery slightly less paper thin metaphor being leveraged.

But one thing I do like, literarily, is how readily these concepts allows for interplay between fully sapient beings of VASTLY different lifespans.

The intermingle of, say, humanity and elves SHOULD be such a wild, bizarre experience for both parties, and its rarely used thus

pride now on CLEARANCE EVERYTHING MUST GO

whenever you hear an academic or whatever use the term "populism" you need to imagine the most british man possible harrumphing about the rabble getting uppity

Cross Lingerie 💜
#mastoart #art

I grew up in a firefly-less area and now live in a place with lots of fireflies and I can never get over how nonchalant people are about the hundreds of glowing unearthly green lights every summer evening

It’s like “oh yeah, all the trees talk here. They speak in riddles. They don’t do that where you’re from?”

Kobold Hooters

"Starfield's map is being reverse-engineered by fans using trailer footage"
please do something useful with your life, just a little. please

L + Ratio + Your aircraft is not capable of post stall maneuvers