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New & Prospective Follower Orientation 

I'm
• Lesbian
• Giraffe
• Bitch
• Thot
• Queen

i like to play video games and post about being broke, depressed, and horny

i am a which means i love other furries but also i hate other furries it's

always okay to boost, reply, and dm until i say otherwise. if i didn't want you to interact, i wouldn't let you see it ;2c

i'm also and (among other things)

that's all i got rn, check my pinned posts for more

:giraffic:

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non-fursona art thread

1. gift drawing from a former friend, stormy
2. giraffe jessica by @hammerhead
3. jojo meme giraffe edit by @fluxom_alt

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art thread 🦒

this is Geometra, a leukistic reticulated giraffe. hobbies include: getting Buff, looking So Good, and Girls. pals call her Gea. she loves hexagons

artist credits
1 opposumfieldrecordings
2 sheepkind
3 lumberjade
4 @Zest

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hi, i'm jessica "sapphic giraffic", formerly of snouts.online

i'm into lots of different games, mostly pokémon, animal crossing, and warframe lately. i'd like do more board games and tabletop, but y'know... quarantine and shit.

looking to make a fresh start over here on elekk.xyz

let me know if there are any questions

pics of our dinner 

Not the fanciest or best lit pic but I made these delicious clams in a buttery sherry sauce and some angel hair for dinner and it was Real Damn Good

@BestGirlGrace I tried to cash in on my old names down at Name Stop but they could only offer me like a cheesy 50s nickname for it :/

This is my Great Grandfathers Negro League card. On the back it gives the story on how he could’ve been the first black player to integrate baseball. It also tells you why he was not

twitter.com/iforgotmyname38/st

When I was little we had a VHS tape of just the Vincent Price and the Alice Cooper episodes of The Muppet Show

I watched them on repeat for the better part of my first decade so now I’m 3% Muppet by volume

search query: how to release tension in jaw advanced techniques last resort

Elon Musk is working on a system of trains that go underground, which will revolutionize the way people commute, and each train only catches fire 12% of the time

(Warframe voice) I heard that Hildryn has an eight pack. That Hildryn is shredded

the admiral of the cascadian navy: no, no, no, i'm not colonizing you, i am simply offering your nation the option of ethical non-autonomy. yes those are my ships in the harbor with cannon pointed directly at your fort and town why do you ask

:boost_ok: Offering some commissions! Discounted for now because I need to accumulate more recent examples, so results may vary slightly from the pieces below-- they're currently $10 per character, via Paypal. I can draw any species, won't draw anything NSFW, and can do transparent backgrounds, solid colors, simple patterns, or all of the above! DM me with any inquires, questions, comments, concerns :3!!

#commission #art #mastoart

gotta wake up early to observe a Revolutionary War reenactment and heckle the British cosplayers

“non sexist fascism” and “ethical colonialism” are now both concepts this website has introduced me to. jesus.

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