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non-fursona art thread

1. gift drawing from a former friend, stormy
2. giraffe jessica by @hammerhead
3. jojo meme giraffe edit by @fluxom_alt

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people often ask me "jessica, what the fuck does this mean?" to which i say "please be more specific; i get this question a lot"

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art thread ๐Ÿฆ’

this is Geometra, a leukistic reticulated giraffe. hobbies include: getting Buff, looking So Good, and Girls. pals call her Gea. she loves hexagons

artist credits
1 opposumfieldrecordings
2 sheepkind
3 lumberjade
4 @Zest

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hi, i'm jessica "sapphic giraffic", formerly of snouts.online

i'm into lots of different games, mostly pokรฉmon, animal crossing, and warframe lately. i'd like do more board games and tabletop, but y'know... quarantine and shit.

looking to make a fresh start over here on elekk.xyz

let me know if there are any questions

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@SapphicGiraffic magic ink would be super cool. maybe it like changes the color of the proteins ur skin produces. that would kick ass

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imagining kobolds riding around on these like a biker gang

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@SapphicGiraffic however a more interesting question would be tattoos before the vampire got turned and i would say that thats a bigger debate. see vampire hair will always grow back to the length that it was when the vampire turned, so would that mean that tattooed skin would grow back with the tattoo on it? and i would probably say no, since tattoo ink isnt skin cells and isnt actually produced by the body. but making a type of vampire for whom this would actually happen would be Pretty Cool imo

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@SapphicGiraffic very interesting question!! it depends on the vampire, but i would think a vampire would be able to get a tattoo just fine and it wouldnt go away, but that they would probably fade much faster. also if the skin gets damaged and then new skin grows back it would probably come back clean

i just asked @hammerhead how many facebook groups she's in and she spent a good 10 minutes scrolling down listing them all off while i gave her a leg massage, it was amazing

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Does anyone have recommendations for voice changers/anonymizers for VR Chat?

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How does someone talk to their dentist about getting cosmetic dentistry for sharp fangs while also sounding like a reasonable adult?

This is not a bit

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damn it feels good to be a wife gal ๐Ÿ‘ฐ

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@SapphicGiraffic that's true but I'm in a discord server with a bot set up to react ๐Ÿ‘ฐ to every message with "wife" in it and it's very funny because it keeps hitting the same person

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@SapphicGiraffic God i can't find it but there's a tweet like "you thought wife guys were bad, wait until you meet... wife wives"

london's mom added different color soap to the dispenser and they made a gradient and i think it's really pretty

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