📦 MOVING SALE! 📦

through the month of july take 40% off EVERYTHING in my shop - including original art!

more items to be added throughout the month

please help support my family as we make a big move to ensure our continued safety and happiness!

etsy.com/shop/felixsunflower

Yooo wtf??? A free jar of honey??? Just lying around?? Free honey omg I love honey

remember: a husband and wife can't be tried for the same crime

how do you do, fellow folkxz under federal investigation

I've never done any crimes, and if you shoplift in front of me you haven't either

Hey folks! I have a pretty hefty vet bill to handle today (big nasty mass removal + spay) for our rat Dantalion. If you've been thinking of picking something up from my shop now would be the time!

(Pics added to pay the Rat Tax.)

Shop! ✨ shop.itsnero.com/

Or: you can just tip me! 🔥
itsnero.com/tip 🔥

Aaaand since it's the beginning of the month, you can also sign up for my Patreon to get access to years worth of comics and illustrations! 🍆 patreon.com/itsnero 🍆

if you wear your mask with your nose poking out, what's even the point of wearing it??

a coworker of mine who works on the floor came to work on tuesday not wearing a mask and we found out today she was covid positive At Work on that day

she knew but she didn't tell anyone until the next day when she felt worse

so now i get to wait to see if i have covid again

Affirming surgeries free and on demand now, damn it

we have the technology

starting my day with a border collie puppy

ending my day with a cavalier king charles puppy

might be the best day to do it tbh

cum believers: humans are made when one person blasts a special gooey piss inside another person, but only during specific times, which is why it usually doesn't work

stork truth knowers: humans are found by a weird bird

use occam's razor people. the truth is obvious

hey would anyone be able to send me like $20 for food today?? i don't get paid until tomorrow and am out of food stamps until the 1st, but only need to get through today

paypal: paypal.me/muttmusk

venmo: ItsSailor

cashapp: $ItsSailor

hey would anyone be able to send me like $20 for food today?? i don't get paid until tomorrow and am out of food stamps until the 1st, but only need to get through today

paypal: paypal.me/muttmusk

venmo: ItsSailor

cashapp: $ItsSailor

got bit by a dog today, fellas

(i am okay but it's for sure gonna bruise)

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