As I kiss my wife, she quickly pulls away and gets her phone. Curious and ever so slightly concerned, I look over, only to see that she is posting complete nonsense on mastodon. For an example of these posts, check out my wife's account
she/her | 18 | 🦊🐰🐱🏳️⚧️ にゃ――！
i love my wives
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