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MALPRACTICE CASE REACHES LANDMARK SETTLEMENT: Defendant Admits He Is "Not A Real Doctor" In Exchange For Frank, Honest Criticism Of His Drumming Skills

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Petition to replace the mastodon on the elekk.xyz web interface with a kobold.

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ph(-) 

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(whiny teenager voice) MOOOOOOOM, TIME'S DOING THE INEXORABLE FORWARD MARCH THING AGAIN

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Trading puns with @noelle in Discord.

As one does.

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asking for help, $ 

MH (+-) 

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Mastodon has two main buttons or actions to quickly respond to toots, the "I'm glad you posted this" button and the "I wish I posted this" button.

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"You attack the darkness with a Decanter of Endless Water."

"There's gotta be an ontology bearing SOMETHING in here somewhere."

"It turns out everything in here is for aesthetics."

"Remember the comment about how there's going to be some running gags? I think we found Chroma's."

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