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As a DM I found part of this podcast particularly interesting, but I don't think any of the party members should have anything to worry about. Honest.

Of Maps and Planar Contracts
Dragon Talk - 07/02/2018
dnd.wizards.com/articles/featu

This week in , Meepo the kobold has a plan. She just needs a little help.

Saturday 7:30pm EST!
Circulus Ep 42: Hats For Kobolds

twitch.tv/events/e7amKai5RFC90

"Does this mean I'm a prophet?"
"Nah," said God. "I just wanted someone to hear my view."
"But I am, well, was, an atheist?"
"Yeah. You hadn't already decided what I'm like. You listen well. Thank you. It was nice to talk."
"Any time."
"Thanks," God smiled. "I'll see you later."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

This week in our adventures, Ari encounters some hazing while the rest of the party decides they don’t like what they find out about kobolds.

Circulus Ep 41: Checking Out

aaronbsmith.com/cogwheel/2018/

My Twitch emoji has been approved! You know you want an emoji of a sparkle-bedecked kobold wearing a rainbow umbrella hat, right? (Said kobold is Meepo, played by @queenofhaiku in our livestream.)

Hell's Belles is a new actual play series on the official D&D channel (Twitch & YouTube)

youtu.be/F9W9wnNh-fI

All the participants are either women (cis & trans) or NB. They give their preferred pronouns at the start of the show.

The DM, (@mazzmatazz on Twitter) just wanted to play a game with their friends, pitched it to WotC, and they approved it.

Ep. 2 is going to be streamed tonight at 9pm Eastern, 6 Pacific.

twitch.tv/dnd

Half of our :DnD: party's either going to be late to tonight's game or skipping it entirely.

I'm not stressed at all, as last session they were introduced to Serraine, the flying city. (From the Top Ballista Creature Crucible. This is old-school lore.)

They'd already planned to split up, which gives perfect RP reasons why the missing players won't be there.

But if they happen to find the monster-of-the-week while understaffed? Eh, that'll make things more interesting.

Starting in just under 3 1/2 hours!

Can our party master the art of library cards? And where are all the kobolds?

Saturday 7:30pm EST!

Circulus Ep 41: Checking Out twitch.tv/events/rp4i4pYgRnGdh

BBQ Pork results:

Tastes great :blobaww: , meat still dried out. 😭

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Brain Fart the Oblex
Cole Slaw the Boneclaw
Dargon the Dragon
Killit the Goblin
Klank the Animated Armor
Mumm-rah the Alhoon
Mork the Orc

Today's slow-cooker experiment: Barbecued Pork.

Attempted marinating the pork in a brine solution first. I'll know the results in @ 9 hours.

You ever see a monster in any of the source books that makes you just think "Yeah, using this will give my players nightmares in real life?"

I'm, uh ... asking for a friend.

My players should probably know by now that when I ask for more backstory details I'm really asking "How can I hurt you?"

"... and everything's horrible and there's nothing we can do."
"Hold on," she said. She stepped off the path to pick up a discarded water bottle.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"There's a recycling bin a bit further up."
"Oh. Anyway, we're so powerless-"
"Let's do what we can."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories