Old Man Crash 
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Call me Crash.
I'm a teacher, Social Justice Paladin, DM for a #DnD #Podcast, & widower.
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Not actually a kobold. Or a tiefling. Or a hexagon.
Avatars may change, but many of mine are by @scoots!
Joined Apr 2017
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Can today be a day where we are kind to each other?
I'd like that.
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Hey, I made a "rules light" TTRPG named Kobolds In Space! (With a lot of help from my friends, mind you!)
I've also made a couple collections of 5e compatible magical items, complete with write-ups by Mox the Kobold Paladin!
The best part is, they're free! (Or $2, or pay-what-you-want, whatever.)
You can get them all here: https://crashthedm.itch.io/
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Yes, hello.
I would like
To buy
The right words to say.
The ones that will make
My friends
Feel
About themselves
The way I feel
About them.
Yes, please wrap them carefully.
I'm not skilled at that either.
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just druid things "yeah that not suppose to do that so I'm going to be a bear now"
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Today in d&d. My druid served soup
In tonight's D&D game the party had no reason to understand the significance of the enemy that popped up at the end of the session.
But the players did.
And things are going to be different from now on.
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No, /you/ decided to scrap all your plans for tonight's D&D session and come up with something new with just over an hour before game time.
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A concept
- Make chicken salt (with emphasis on some herbs)
- Pop popcorn
- Put chicken salt on popcorn
- Call yourself Kernel Sanders
Still loving that Phil the Giant Undead Groundhog has 17d12+85 HP.
So many people would have hated tonight's D&D session but I loved so much about it.
What a delightful and chaotic way to end a Monday.
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: Dirty Savage Admin
we have a healer.
and i am the ranger.
why am I the healer
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team member: passes out and is eaten by the undead groundhog enemy
Ellie: well, now that they're out of the way, i can cast my spell.
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@Crash @magicalmilly because in DnD the cleric is one part "heal bot" and three parts "I'm whatever the hell I feel like"
I won't say it's perfect but I thought of it on my commute thanks to the foreknowledge that Milly wanted tonight's game to be "Groundhog Day: The Musical."
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well, that certainly was soething you could call dnd
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also, my cat decided to get the Observant feat.
which means my absolutely batshit cat child now has passive 20 perception
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it's play night for the campaign.
and our play is a movie i've NEVER seen
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In this session of Dungeons, Dragons & Dives the ships make the final leg to Skirt’s family’s land, passing doppelgänger ships they did not mess with and floating rocks they did.
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#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonsdragonsanddives https://instagr.am/p/COZDG62BTrY/
- Other Account
- @crash
- 🐲 D&D Podcast
- https://aaronbsmith.com/cogwheel/
- 📷 Photos
- https://aaronbsmith.com/photos/
- Hexagons
- are neat.
Call me Crash.
I'm a teacher, Social Justice Paladin, DM for a #DnD #Podcast, & widower.
he/him
Not actually a kobold. Or a tiefling. Or a hexagon.
Avatars may change, but many of mine are by @scoots!
Joined Apr 2017
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