Old Man Crash ​ @[email protected]

Can today be a day where we are kind to each other?

I'd like that.

Hey, I made a "rules light" TTRPG named Kobolds In Space! (With a lot of help from my friends, mind you!)

I've also made a couple collections of 5e compatible magical items, complete with write-ups by Mox the Kobold Paladin!

The best part is, they're free! (Or $2, or pay-what-you-want, whatever.)

You can get them all here: https://crashthedm.itch.io/

Yes, hello.

I would like

To buy

The right words to say.

The ones that will make

My friends

Feel

About themselves

The way I feel

About them.

Yes, please wrap them carefully.

I'm not skilled at that either.

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Chrono Animal Cross

"Everyone can take pleasure in murder, it's not exclusive to sponges."

"My only regret is we haven't started tonight's game so it doesn't count as a D&D out of context quote."

"I'm not kicking it, I'm catching it with my feet."

Sonic the Hamster

"I'm not going to tell you the stats for a god, but they might have a high Passive Perception."

#DnD #DnDOutOfContext

"Please do not stab the god."

#DnD #DnDOutOfContext

"Please do not do frost damage to the ritual."

#DnD #DnDOutOfContext

"I get my sword ready and hide behind a sturdier looking party member."

#DnD #DnDOutOfContext

"Either it will work and it'll be amazing, or there will be a fire."

"Street Fighter II: The Movie: The Game"

"The streets of Fronce!"

"Barry, edit that out! ... No, leave it in, people should know."

"I'm at the point where if it is literally on fire I will settle for it."

I've had days like that.

Critical Knowledge Ep 16: Banshee Hunt

https://aaronbsmith.com/cogwheel/2021/03/critical-knowledge-ep-16-banshee-hunt/

#TabletopRPGs #CriticalKnowledge #DnD #DungeonsandDragons