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I feel silly changing my avatar knowing I'm going to change it again as soon as some kobold art I've commissioned comes in, but whatever.

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Couldn't resist the temptation to add a sound effects track to these kitties... #dit #dah

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uspol, COVID-19, kind of a hot take based on personal experience, widower 

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uspol, COVID-19, kind of a hot take based on personal experience, widower 

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My school system is running a digital film festival and several of my students have videos featured in the Middle School categories!

bit.ly/2020FilmFest

Voting is open to everyone, and anyone can vote once per category per day.

Please share. Voting ENDS on TUESDAY, April 14 at 11:59pm.

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Please enjoy this 2 hour video that is nothing but a camera set up next to a lake surrounded by woods in the middle of Pennsylvania.

CW: Lots of chirping insects.

youtu.be/B5bGapgguUo

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Pack Tactics S2 Ep 44: Contingency Plan

aaronbsmith.com/cogwheel/2020/

In this final episode of Season 2, a small band of kobolds faces off against Tiamat and a few other party crashers. Oops.

(Character art by @scoots ! Commission them for cool art!)

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"To pass," the Sphinx said, "you must answer my question."
"I understand. Please ask."
"How are you?"
"Pardon?"
"How are you doing?"
"Is that the riddle?"
"No. I care. What with... You can have a riddle if you prefer?"
"No, I'm... I'm okay. Thanks."
"Good to hear. You may pass."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Pack Tactics S2 Ep 44: Contingency Plan

aaronbsmith.com/cogwheel/2020/

In this final episode of Season 2, a small band of kobolds faces off against Tiamat and a few other party crashers. Oops.

(Character art by @scoots ! Commission them for cool art!)

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one of my dnd characters just went from homeless to owning 1/4 of a mansion.

now said mansion may be haunted, but there's a strong chance she'll just walk through that ghost with the bleeding eyes and dive into a bed

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Indiana Jones: that's the cup of a carpenter
*Indiana points at a coffee mug that says "#1 CARPENTER"*

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Whoa, here she comes
Watch out, boys, she'll slurp you up
Whoa, here she comes
She's an anteater

Still thinking about the cursed image that @noelle posted to my Discord last night.

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In THIS Economy?: Revised Material Components, A-F (A article by @noelle!)

aaronbsmith.com/cogwheel/2020/

So there I was, trying to buy a miniature platinum sword so I could cast Arcane Sword, when a messenger burst into the shop and exclaimed that a competitor down the road had dropped his prices on the trinkets - only 240 gold pieces! By the time I turned back around, the shopkeeper had sighed and marked down his price to compete, at 239 gold pieces...

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Hit & Abyss Ep 034: Smoke And Mirrors

aaronbsmith.com/cogwheel/2020/

It's time to trade combat for goods and services, but wait, who's that guarding the camp?

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GOG, Free game 

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I would like to remind you, this fine Friday morning, that simping is one of the least attractive things you could ever do.

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