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Half of our :DnD: party's either going to be late to tonight's game or skipping it entirely.

I'm not stressed at all, as last session they were introduced to Serraine, the flying city. (From the Top Ballista Creature Crucible. This is old-school lore.)

They'd already planned to split up, which gives perfect RP reasons why the missing players won't be there.

But if they happen to find the monster-of-the-week while understaffed? Eh, that'll make things more interesting.

Starting in just under 3 1/2 hours!

Can our party master the art of library cards? And where are all the kobolds?

Saturday 7:30pm EST!

Circulus Ep 41: Checking Out twitch.tv/events/rp4i4pYgRnGdh

BBQ Pork results:

Tastes great :blobaww: , meat still dried out. 😭

No one advocates for cyclists. Show more

Brain Fart the Oblex
Cole Slaw the Boneclaw
Dargon the Dragon
Killit the Goblin
Klank the Animated Armor
Mumm-rah the Alhoon
Mork the Orc

Today's slow-cooker experiment: Barbecued Pork.

Attempted marinating the pork in a brine solution first. I'll know the results in @ 9 hours.

You ever see a monster in any of the source books that makes you just think "Yeah, using this will give my players nightmares in real life?"

I'm, uh ... asking for a friend.

My players should probably know by now that when I ask for more backstory details I'm really asking "How can I hurt you?"

"... and everything's horrible and there's nothing we can do."
"Hold on," she said. She stepped off the path to pick up a discarded water bottle.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"There's a recycling bin a bit further up."
"Oh. Anyway, we're so powerless-"
"Let's do what we can."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Can our party master the art of library cards? And where are all the kobolds?

Saturday 7:30pm EST!

Circulus Ep 41: Checking Out twitch.tv/events/rp4i4pYgRnGdh

Neverwinter AD Changes Show more

Tomorrow is when the expansion for Online hits and I am going to play the HECK out of that game. I'll likely be streaming it as well, if I have the spoons/spell slots for it.

I will probably die A LOT as I've done almost no current content in years. Should be fun.

The full trailer's here: ign.com/videos/2018/06/25/neve

"Oh, this is a wonderfully balanced sword!"
"Mm-hm. It is evil, that sword."
"Evil? No, it can't be, it is such a joy to use!"
"Exactly."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories