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Behold, the official ACNH mood for 2020!

Manos: The Kobolds of Fate

#koboldabmovie

The otters are here, but not evenly distributed.

The memes are here, but not evenly distributed.

The fire is here, but not evenly distributed.

The fediverse is here, but not evenly distributed.

The kobolds are here, but not evenly distributed.

The genders are here, but not evenly distributed.

The space sharks are here, but not evenly distributed.

The paraphrased William Gibson quote is here, but not evenly distributed.

All 16 sessions of the first arc of #PackTactics, our all-kobold #DnD #SpellJammer game are now available on Patreon for as little as a $2 patronage.

https://www.patreon.com/cogwheelgaming

For the patient, we'll be releasing 1/week between now and July 27th on our free podcast

https://aaronbsmith.com/cogwheel/

and my (unmonetized) YouTube channel.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVtWKwQmaE4RIP5TY4-fiGQ

Pack Tactics S3 Ep 08: All The Way Down

https://aaronbsmith.com/cogwheel/2020/06/pack-tactics-s3-ep-08-all-the-way-down/

#Podcast #TabletopRPGs #DnD #DungeonsandDragons #PackTacticsS3

"So just to be clear: The one that isn't down ... is down."

#DnD #dndoutofcontext

"The advantage is there. You're not."

#DnD #dndoutofcontext

Things are going well on the Minecraft server.

"Why is it in my lungs?!"

#DnD #dndoutofcontext

"This place is slightly haunted."

"There's older gentlemen here?"

#DnD #dndoutofcontext

This is likely a consequence (at least in part? maybe?) of me reading so much Asimov as a kid. His stories were imaginative, but don't look at Asimov's writing if you want to see a healthy relationship that's anything other than platonic.

I think, at this time of my life, one of the worst things about me having no idea how to recognize flirting is that I can't include it in my fiction.

Like, so many of you are writing and even RPing things that include budding relationships, and all I get to do is say "Yeah, these NPCs are an item." Everything happened behind the scenes because I couldn't write it to appear on camera.

I always have to fast-forward to what I know, which is "these characters are comfortable with each other."

"Tragically, this is cannon."

(This time the spelling of "cannon" is not a typo.)

#DnD #DnDOutOfContext #PackTactics

"That sounds better. That's cannon."

#DnD #DnDOutOfContext #PackTactics

"They'll be alright."

"Not historically."

#DnD #DnDOutOfContext #PackTactics

"The primary rule is take what the DM gives you."

#DnD #DnDOutOfContext #PackTactics

"Now what does one have an 800 lb kobold gorilla do?"

#DnD #DnDOutOfContext #PackTactics

"I think your canon is raging."

#DnD #DnDOutOfContext #PackTactics

"That makes me mad."

"No, you were already raging."

#DnD #DnDOutOfContext #PackTactics