Old Man Crash 
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- @crash
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- https://aaronbsmith.com/cogwheel/
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- Hexagons
- are neat.
Call me Crash.
I'm a teacher, Social Justice Paladin, DM for a #DnD #Podcast, & widower.
he/him
Not actually a kobold. Or a tiefling. Or a hexagon.
Avatars may change, but many of mine are by @scoots!
Joined Apr 2017
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Can today be a day where we are kind to each other?
I'd like that.
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Hey, I made a "rules light" TTRPG named Kobolds In Space! (With a lot of help from my friends, mind you!)
I've also made a couple collections of 5e compatible magical items, complete with write-ups by Mox the Kobold Paladin!
The best part is, they're free! (Or $2, or pay-what-you-want, whatever.)
You can get them all here: https://crashthedm.itch.io/
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Yes, hello.
I would like
To buy
The right words to say.
The ones that will make
My friends
Feel
About themselves
The way I feel
About them.
Yes, please wrap them carefully.
I'm not skilled at that either.
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you can pet a sleeping kobold in your mind
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asking for help
I am struggling to buy food I can survive on beyond the end of this week. If you have some cash you can send my way, it would help a lot, and you will have my gratitude. My payment venues are in my profile, I think; please let me know if they don't work for you. And thank you for any help you can provide - whether it's financial support, boosting this to someone who can help, or helping me find a job so I don't have to ask anymore. 💜
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: Dirty Savage Admin
"You may roll performance for a tantrum now, please." - DM
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"I would argue that falling 1 and a half stories from the windowsill counts as something that would wake you up from sleep." - DM
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"saying no is a free action, but it does not dissuade them" - DM
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"With your nat 1, you managed to attempt to rhyme orange about 5 times in a row, but the onlookers pat your back and tell you to keep working on it and you'll get there"
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CAN I ROLL TO ATTEMPT TO DO A RAP BATTLE?
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THIS CAT IS E M P L O Y E D
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I fought the law and I won.
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"DID YOU JUST GET A 2ND NAT 20 ON INTIMIDATING THE LAW?" - My DM.
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New video on Book of Jen!
In this one, my softcore Barbarian completed a Nephalem Rift on Torment I difficulty, and then killed Rakanoth on Torment II difficulty.
There are flashing lights in this video.
https://bookofjen.net/season-23-torment-and-rakanoth/
image description: A Barbarian is wearing a mix of armor that almost matches now. He carries a hammer weapon and a shield. A small calf grazes near him.
@magicalmilly Are you feeling well enough to play a 7 foot tall cat child thespian this evening?
In their defense they were fighting undead opponents that I cannot describe in detail here without a CW.
"Kill it with fire" was an appropriate strategy, but the volume of fire required some moderation.
For tonight's D&D game the party's going to learn the repercussions of casting Wall of Fire inside a children's theatre in the middle of a crowded city.
No children were harmed in the making of the charred rubble that used to be the party's home and place of business.
- Other Account
- @crash
- 🐲 D&D Podcast
- https://aaronbsmith.com/cogwheel/
- 📷 Photos
- https://aaronbsmith.com/photos/
- Hexagons
- are neat.
Call me Crash.
I'm a teacher, Social Justice Paladin, DM for a #DnD #Podcast, & widower.
he/him
Not actually a kobold. Or a tiefling. Or a hexagon.
Avatars may change, but many of mine are by @scoots!
Joined Apr 2017
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