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Can today be a day where we are kind to each other?

I'd like that.

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Hey, I made a "rules light" TTRPG named Kobolds In Space! (With a lot of help from my friends, mind you!)

I've also made a couple collections of 5e compatible magical items, complete with write-ups by Mox the Kobold Paladin!

The best part is, they're free! (Or $2, or pay-what-you-want, whatever.)

You can get them all here: crashthedm.itch.io/

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Yes, hello.

I would like

To buy

The right words to say.

The ones that will make

My friends

Feel

About themselves

The way I feel

About them.

Yes, please wrap them carefully.

I'm not skilled at that either.

you can pet a sleeping kobold in your mind

asking for help 

I am struggling to buy food I can survive on beyond the end of this week. If you have some cash you can send my way, it would help a lot, and you will have my gratitude. My payment venues are in my profile, I think; please let me know if they don't work for you. And thank you for any help you can provide - whether it's financial support, boosting this to someone who can help, or helping me find a job so I don't have to ask anymore. 💜

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"You may roll performance for a tantrum now, please." - DM

"I would argue that falling 1 and a half stories from the windowsill counts as something that would wake you up from sleep." - DM

"saying no is a free action, but it does not dissuade them" - DM

"With your nat 1, you managed to attempt to rhyme orange about 5 times in a row, but the onlookers pat your back and tell you to keep working on it and you'll get there"

"Where the food trucks were are only wrappers and sticks."

THERE'RE RAPPERS?

New video on Book of Jen!

In this one, my softcore Barbarian completed a Nephalem Rift on Torment I difficulty, and then killed Rakanoth on Torment II difficulty.

There are flashing lights in this video.

bookofjen.net/season-23-tormen

image description: A Barbarian is wearing a mix of armor that almost matches now. He carries a hammer weapon and a shield. A small calf grazes near him.

@magicalmilly Are you feeling well enough to play a 7 foot tall cat child thespian this evening?

In their defense they were fighting undead opponents that I cannot describe in detail here without a CW.

"Kill it with fire" was an appropriate strategy, but the volume of fire required some moderation.

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For tonight's D&D game the party's going to learn the repercussions of casting Wall of Fire inside a children's theatre in the middle of a crowded city.

No children were harmed in the making of the charred rubble that used to be the party's home and place of business.

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