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Can today be a day where we are kind to each other?

I'd like that.

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Hey, I made a "rules light" TTRPG named Kobolds In Space! (With a lot of help from my friends, mind you!)

I've also made a couple collections of 5e compatible magical items, complete with write-ups by Mox the Kobold Paladin!

The best part is, they're free! (Or $2, or pay-what-you-want, whatever.)

You can get them all here: crashthedm.itch.io/

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Yes, hello.

I would like

To buy

The right words to say.

The ones that will make

My friends

Feel

About themselves

The way I feel

About them.

Yes, please wrap them carefully.

I'm not skilled at that either.

Crash :blobd20: boosted

after that good whip attack, weird men in weird hats appear out of the bushes to applaud you

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we've traced the stab wound, it's coming from INSIDE THE MOUTH.

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I've decided that my DND character actually is just Hildebrand Manderville.

but with a focus on parties instead of detective work.

it's an amazing himbo of a character

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"What do you mean, you 'were ambushed by the Hedgehog Militia and their pet bear?'"

"I think that's self explanatory."

"Yeah, we grounded them. 'No killing the PCs, stay in your room for a week.'"

"You shouldn't try to kill strange beings just for saying hello."

"Did you miss the part where we're barbarians?"

"I don't have a bonus to Wisdom or Intelligence rolls. I'm not really good at this debate."

"Or ... hear me out ... we kill them all and burn their village to the ground."

"I feel like 'please don't' is a valid sentiment."

"At the moment you say 'get the arrow out of your head' they do the opposite of calming down."

"Navix, what do you intend to do?"

"Navix is a bear, now."

"Don't mess up my prisoner. You don't get as much for them if they're not in mint condition."

"I assure you. this one's out of the box."

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