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Joshi is pronounced like Yoshi and not like Josh.

PSA regarding Infinity Train 

any other community:
girl: my dick hurts
everyone: WHAT the FUCK
69 year old man: heh let's cyber

mastodon:
girl: my dick hurts
everyone: big fucking mood
69 year old man: jood (jean mood)

why do you get disappointed at learning part of me might be less broken than previously suspected

it's perfectly okay that my reaction to "so are you seeing anyone new?" a full year after my last relationship is "why would I be doing that?" I'm not still broken up over her, I'm just.. not.. lonely? I don't need someone to kiss or fuck or whatever? It's fine that I don't have any great desire to seek out someone for that kind of stuff.

here I was thinking the long periods of no intimate or romantic contact with anyone were me being hung up on exes and, no I... I just don't need to be validated like that as often as people seem to act like I should?

What's up nerds I just realised that my behaviour regarding relationships is WAY healthier than I ever thought it was and than society intimated it was.

I have an apartment! I don't have to live with my mom anymore!! I CAN PRETEND TO BE A FUNCTIONING ADULT AGAIN!!!

Put Spider-Man in Kingdom Hearts, make Aunt May a Princess of Heart, and make the Venom symbiote a Heartless.

Like, seriously, check this scene out. Peep Team Rocket's entrance. This has been the highlight of my day. youtu.be/bDLj7hT1bk4?t=4978

I watched the Pokemon Live show from 2000.

It's... it slaps way more than it should.

caps 

the gym is an mmo

- monthly subscription fee
- repetitive tasks for incremental gain
- everyone is obsessed with cosmetics

Well at least I know how I feel about describing the emotional background radiation of my adult life and having people tell me "yeah dysphoria sucks": not great! Kinda disappointed in myself for shoving all this down for so long!

Very excited to beta test new features for a potential future Joshi update. Only testing them out in certain regions so things might get weird where users overlap or occasionally migrate but oh well.

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