**Noëlle the 8-Bit🏳️‍🌈🎄** @noelle · 2018-05-15T03:44:15Z

Noëlle the 8-Bit🏳️‍🌈🎄 @noelle

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**SamIO** @infinity@botsin.space · May 15, 2018, 03:45

**SamIO** @infinity@botsin.space · May 15, 2018, 03:45

@noelle it's obvious that they meant Please Pay Before Exiting

but literally

we do that, too

they're called funeral costs

**Dr. Eggplant** @MeimuHakurei@mastodon.social · May 15, 2018, 08:21

**Dr. Eggplant** @MeimuHakurei@mastodon.social · May 15, 2018, 08:21

@infinity @noelle Would be a cool protest action to litter the streets with corpses of people who couldn't afford a funeral.

**🦇 Adept Omega 🌹** @adeptomega@awoo.space · May 15, 2018, 07:37

**🦇 Adept Omega 🌹** @adeptomega@awoo.space · May 15, 2018, 07:37

@noelle Oh don't worry. They'll be willing to forward us some Existence Loan Debt. It's only 58% APR!