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™ supreme goblin 
@coriander@elekk.xyzTrying a new supplement before tonight's ride, wish me luck
™ supreme goblin @corianderOkay that sounds suspicious, it's very normal, it's an energy and focus booster from hammer nutrition, I just don't know how it's going to affect me
™ supreme goblin @corianderThey also have an energy gel that is fantastic for keeping fueled during exercise that has the strange side-effect of giving me a very strong idea of what consistency a slime girl must be
™ supreme goblin @corianderWell THEY call it a gel
I call it some goo
™ supreme goblin @corianderGood news the energy supplement worked extremely well and didn't cause me any problems
@coriander you can’t lie to me goblin, i know you’re high af rn
™ supreme goblin @coriander@aescling High on taurine
@coriander *totally not attempting to inconspicuously adjust a microphone hidden in its fur* don’t worry, i’m not a snitch, you can trust me :3
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maple's posting corner @maple@toot.hoppet.cool@coriander didn't know hammer movies was diversifying their business
™ supreme goblin @coriander@maple Yeah after monster movies fell out of favour they went into products for endurance athletes
@coriander Some call it spum or even slime or perhaps gooooooop.