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FFXIV CHARACTERS 

:blobcat: Qina'ra Mollkot, Brynhildr :blobcatheart:

Sylvairre Vilauclaire, Famfrit.
Aruktai Qerel, Exodus.
Yurentai Qestir, Mateus.

I finally have a switch and I’m playing a lot of three houses and the only thing I can say is:
Fe3h professional wrestling au

@worm also a doctor administered me with the vampire hormone

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I had a dream I saw some new lost boys behind the scenes pics that I’d never seen before and cried with happiness

I’m the vampire reply guy, when someone says “oh no a vampire killed my entire family“ I angrily reply “not all vampires“

My favorite Pokémon is yamask, just in case anyone needs that information.

Ghost Pokémon are my favorite bc every Pokédex entry raises some deeply unsettling questions about the metaphysics of the Pokémon world.

@worm dragonolgy: dragons have really sensitive senses of hearing, taste, smell, and sight, but their scales mean that their sense of touch is dulled.
Baby me: *nodding, taking notes* this is going to be so important when I magically turn into a dragon.

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My enjoyment of HW is probably directly linked to the fact that in elementary school I checked out the dragonology book from the library like once a week.

Trying to convince people ffxiv has good story but that ARR and post ARR Is not the part that is good please god I’ll pick you up and carry you through it. I’ll play your chatacter. Please just play through heavensward.

what if all jobs were phrased like "attorney at law"?

programmer at computer

chef at food

barista at coffee

surgeon at brain

Someone needs to make an index of concepts/things/creatures/etc that are in fantasy or sci-fi

But indexed by copyright status

E.g. [Talking to snakes] Found in many common Public Domain mythologies; however avoid the terms "Parselmouth" and "Parseltongue," as they are under copyright until 2118 (estimated)

excellent news everyone, i can still name all of the members of organization in order of their numbers.

@worm becoming the M!toreador PC from vtmb is my life’s goal

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Thinking about how I need to cut and dye my hair again soon.... it’s black RN but my roots are coming through....
I like it black but also I’m thinking about going red again?

My therapist told me I control my locusts externally or something

suicide, I’m safe don’t worry 

LB God I can’t overstate how useful that site is. My biggest trigger is suicide and when I took a class on Italian neorealism, where like once a movie a character commits suicide, I went into a massive depressive state were i couldn’t even read.

Knowing it’s coming is such a big help.... if my sister didn’t warn me that midsommar had suicide in it I would have had an even WORSE freakout in a movie theater.

for real tho, if you ever need any content warnings for a movie, check out doesthedogdie.com

it doesn't just warn for animal death anymore. a ways back it started adding more and more content warnings.

it's gotten to warning for specific kinds of deaths, specific kinds of trauma and abuse, hatecrimes, specific mutilations, addictions, etc.

it's really really helpful for people with any kinds of triggers for stuff like that.

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ffxiv 

The REAL “extreme trial” is finding a good group to raid with am I right folks?

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