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new goof: saying a good song has "major slappage"

my "irl name"? oh, you mean my worksona

coworkers, completely unaffected: hey why do you look like shit
me, five hours away from dying of dehydration: water's haunted
coworkers: what?
me, grabbing gun and leaving: water's haunted

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excited to live off of dry crackers and snow from the parking lot for a week, showing up to work an hour away completely unbathed

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update: all the kids who live on campus just got told to go home until sunday. lol I'm fucked

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only people with the brain of a genious stay up until 1AM on a work night working on their soup themed super mario world hack

I like. don't even know how actually bad it is? like they're telling me we shouldn't even shower (ew) and noone's been washing their hands just using hand sanitizer (EW) but like. water that's not drinkable but still coming out clear usually isn't?? that bad??

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I wish the water supply in town wasn't fucked. wish I had some way of knowing on my own when it was fixed without asking friends who get campus updates

you, a fool: only listens to obscure klezmer music

your friend, a dunce: only listens to underground ambient house released on vinyl at a single record store in portland

me, enlightened: youtube.com/watch?v=7YhqAfCEh2

Anarchist trans health care, hrt, contact info at bottom, I'm not affiliated but looks cool 

Full page of a zine. The center of it is a bottle of hormones with the label being an angry hissing cat with bangs photoshopped on. The text reads "Are you tired of... Having to explain to doctors that you're trans enough? OVERPRICED online pharmacies always being out of stock? Doctors telling you you're too CRAZY? That you're NOT CRAZY ENOUGH? That you DONT EVEN EXIST? Or, just not having access to the hormones you deserve? Well, we might have a solution! Introducing K.A.T. PHARMACY.

The text goes on to say they sell hormones (rn only estradiol) at cost and their contact information ([email protected]) for questions and requests.

another case of work stopping me from being truly productive

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"shut up terf" style images of cartoon characters holding guns and microsoft wordart but instead "shut up biphobe"

cold take 

we need more queer social spaces that aren't centered around alcohol and consumption

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