general question about pharmaceuticals 

and on the pedestal these words appeared: "Hi, I'm Clippy, your monument assistant. It appears that you are looking upon my works. Would you like help despairing?"

you know those memes where people edited games covers to have all sorts of labels on them like "featuring dante from the devil may cry series" and "& Knuckles" and "New Funky Mode" and all that


I found one they were missing

mastodon 4.0 will add support for Nintendo’s Mii avatars. all posts you make will be read aloud by your mii in one of the tomodachi life voices

lewd, hardware games 

me: hmm.... how do I choose between pathfinder first or second edition....
online reddit thread: "I saw some reviews say that 2e was too sjw for them"
me: ah, 2e it is

Wait, what do you mean Mastodon's first public commit was today 4 years ago? 4 years ago? It's been 4 years?

I wanna go outside and play with the bloonies I bought the other day but it's like 9a and 14°f out

yknow that goop in a tube you put on the end of a straw to blow bubbles out of that can and will stain everything you own? yknow bloonies. best thing to come out of a dollar store imo

Still incredibly pissed off at the state of present-day bodmod technology, by the way, for both furry and gender reasons

i was feeling nostalgic for "will it blend?" and that channel where they put bullshit into a microwave, so i did some youtube searching and found:

Does It Fry? a channel where two scottish dudes deep fry a bunch of fucking bullshit and eat it. i love it.

(cw: food, obviously)

people that compare mastodon's insistence on policing its communities and ousting bad actors to tumblr .. being tumblr, have never actually been deep in tumblr culture.

you havent lived until you've had a 13 year old send you death threats for reclaiming the word 'fat' in regards to yourself only, or discourse over whether or not its okay to dig up and sell human bones from graves

This is a very tiny guitar-- It's about the size of a human blood cell and can be played with a laser, and is technically responsible for the highest note ever played on a musical instrument. Each of the strings is only about 100 atoms across.


still marveling at how big the open world is in that zelda game. just gotta admire the breadth of that fuckin' wild

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