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*mayor of second life voice* ๐“ฒ'๐“ถ ๐“ช ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฝ๐“ต๐“ฎ ๐“ซ๐“ธ๐”‚

It's kind of fucked up that Christopher Poole (the founder of 4chan) just works at Google and that's fine

nothing against twink vampires, i just want a vampire that can suck your blood from 3 feet away like a fucking shop vac

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bring back legacy of kain franchise these are the vampires i desire

what was that sexy vampire movie with tom hiddleston and tilda swinton

pacha stop swallowing clumps of your hair challenge

in my dissertation i will explain in detail how jason voorhees is in fact a sympathetic figure

a parody of jaws but its just about Pacha and its called BITIES

me, just casually at 8am with a hockey mask and a machete whacking away at the branches of the tree

someone buy me a nice machete

maybe also some work gloves and a hockey mask

no reason

man when you watch jaws in 4k you can really see the lifeguards balls in the up short shot

idk who most important character of all time is for me

piccolo jr?

milly informed me that sonic has tokidoki toys rn and im screamin

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