Good morning and happy America Day from me, a Canadian [cw ec]
good morning look at all this pollen
Good morning, here’s my office plant.
good morning to the Amazon recruiter who emailed me about a react native job opportunity, and who got a reply of "nah, you help put kids in cages"
folks, can I get a "good morning" for my spiky friend here? they've got a Flappy Royale cosplay and they are looking SHARP.
good morning, this calendar mobile that my coworker made really speaks to me.
Good morning, this shuffleboard club's bathroom has strong cruise ship energy
This bar has a posted Code of Conduct. Tough, but fair.
(forgot to say, "good morning")
good morning [cw statue ec]
good morning! no funny photo today, instead I recommend checking out Letterkenny: a Canadian comedy show.
no other piece of art has so perfectly captured Canada's unique prudishness – the raw suppression of and incuriosity about sexuality – than this 3 minute sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lILA
good morning, it's one of only six days a year where the Google Calendar logo matches the actual date
I've worked at Artsy 5.5 years and over that time, lots of kitchen mugs have been replaced. And I recently noticed that I usually pick the mugs that have been here the longest, like me.
good morning, I moved my jade plant too close to the window, too quickly, and it got a sunburn :(
good morning [cw not poison]
good morning, unless you’re a sandwich [cw violence, sandwiches]
good morning, now that I’m out as bi, I can finally start recycling
(this is a JOKE, obviously me recycling was the first clue something was up 🤔)
good morning, when there’s a new fash instance, what are you gonna do?
good morning [cw Patrick Stewart, yelling, holding a pug, charging into battle with a gun]
good morning, could someone get me clarification on which door to use, exactly? thx
“ah oui, le good morning q’je connais” [cw crab smoking a cigarette]
good morning. if you're asking me whether fighting for trans rights is worth risking a robot uprising, the answer, is yes, absolutely
good morning, is this...?
⚪️ a book for children
⚪️ 25% of your TL
⚪️ 50% of your TL
⚪️ 100% of your TL
good morning I want one of these so bad
good evening, almost forgot that today was spooky! [cw scared ec]
good morning to the lewd paper towel dispenser
good morning [cw ec from the Jackman brothers]
good morning [cw scary drawing, it’s SU’s concept art for the Cluster]
@sydneyfalk when he winks, I’ll know he’s winking specifically at me ☺️
unfortunately Chris Pratt will be Ian Malcolm so there's that
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