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2017: HOLY SHIT IT'S BBSES
2018: WAIT NO, IT'S SORTA TWITTER WITHOUT NAZIS
2019: HANG THE FUCK ON IS THIS EMAIL
2020: OH GOD RUN IT'S NEWSGROUPS, WE REINVENTED NEWSGROUPS

@twitter @TheGibson @craigmaloney @KitRedgrave

2025: Microsoft "Mastodon ME Edition", which is exactly as cursed as the description would suggest

@frostotron @twitter @TheGibson @sydneyfalk @craigmaloney oh that's brilliant. now you can tell people they're talking out of their ASS and it be totally true either way

@twitter @TheGibson @craigmaloney @KitRedgrave

"Yes, somehow, we found the internet itself was cyclical. The rules of the real world forever changed that day -- at least, for those of us living... in the Twilight Zone."

[CUE ENDING THEME]

@sydneyfalk as long as i get to post on alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk again, i see that as an absolute win

@sydneyfalk @sean all of these are wrong. really it's just fidonet. obviously.

@sydneyfalk it's email for websites

twitter was just sms mailing lists

@xyzzy @zigg @polychrome

wait, that's an adverb. I hereby turn in my writer's license, badge, and gun

@polychrome @zigg @xyzzy

I'm old too! I just -- dammit

*turns in her old's license, badge, and gun*

@sydneyfalk @polychrome @xyzzy I am anxiously awaiting the arrival of the Old Enby emoji 🤞

@sydneyfalk Oh wait I think it's already here. Maybe. 🧓

@sydneyfalk Having not been online for BBSes and Newesgroups, I'm excited...I think

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