i'm gonna say it AGAIN

if your game only allows for a male playable character, but ESPECIALLY a cis white male

it's bad. it's a bad game. you've made nothing original. it's boring. bad bad bad

in the same breath:

mary sues aren’t real

men can be OP and survive anything and win everything and no one cares

let women be the same way

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if a video game brings you more anger/frustration than joy/fun

consider not playing it tbh

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me, hearing about a new video game for the first time: can i be a girl?

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make video games easier thank u

also maybe less violent ? i’m tired of fighting.

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me, as a video game vlogger or something: so, tell me about your game...

some game dev: well *talks about how it's made, the stor, cool technological and graphical things, the hard work of the team, etc*

me: can i be a girl?

sgd: well, no--

*camera pans towards me looking at it with my head tilted and a sweet smile*

me: 0/10

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some dude: "it doesn't matter what gender they are, so why are you complaining"

if it "doesn't matter" then: Let Me Be A Girl

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if it was less hard i would have finished it

is a feeling i have about many video games

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if it was less hard i would have finished it: a list of games i have never completed/beaten 

donkey kong 64

super mario 64

ocarina of time

majoras mask

banjo kazooie (& 2)

star fox

fuck there’s one that has cute little furry ewok things you’re trying to save??? idk it’s a space fps type thing

paper mario

really Any nintendo 64 game lmao

prey

breath of the wild

skyward sword loz game on wii

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if it was less hard i would have finished it: a list of games i have never completed/beaten 

ooh more:

lotr game ? i think fellowship of the ring but i’m not sure on xbox

lmao one of the spongebob games on gamecube or s/t? but that was also partly disc issues

oddworld munch's oddysee

others probably

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i am 100% a Fake Gamer Girl i have never finished a single video game sorry

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me, while my boyfriend plays #Apex with his boy friends: babe there’s a gold thing over there. no, to your right. you didn’t pick up that ammo. babe there was a backpack Right there... well then ping it for them.

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@gingerrroot

heh, this is why my wife wouldn't let me arrange the office with me behind her vs. her behind me XD

(my concept of "situational awareness" is radically different from hers and I give very bad field feedback, I suspect)

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