Reanimated corpse has been feeling down, goes to the doctor.
Doctor says "This is outside my area of expertise, you should go see Frankenstein."
"But Doctor," says the reanimated corpse, "I AM Frankenstein!"
"I meant /Doctor/ Frankenstein" the Doctor says. "I thought that was implied."
"No, no. /Doctor/ Frankenstein is my father. Please, call me /Monster/ Frankenstein."
"Yeaaaaah, okay. I suppose I should have found a better brain than this one."
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