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@neauoire Honestly all I got from it was "I (Mitchell Baker) don't want to take a pay cut, so we're sacking 250 plebs and turning the company into another silicon valley capitalist shitshow." :blobshrug:

Hey.

While shittalking Kamala (because valid)

Make sure to not do the following things:

- be sexist.

- be antiblack

- judge based on appearances.

She shit because she was a cop. Don't insinuate she's white. Don't call her ugly. Don't make jokes about women.

She's done enough bullshit to just make fun of that.

Remember, if you only respect race or gender or appearance when it's someone you like, then you don't actually respect BIPOC people and you don't actually respect women and you don't actually respect people who aren't conventionaly attractive

The only ass whippin' I want to hear about is Winamp whipping the llama's ass.

Adult Contemporary is Kid Rock's dad, send toot

Since dragons and centaurs both have six limbs, it is implied that they are more closely related than humans and centaurs. This means that the "human half" of centaurs is just coincidental.

layoffs, mozilla 

@ari Mozilla really, really shouldn't be in the business of overselling privacy through VPNs. While VPNs do mask your IP address to sites you visit, they're still a central target for surveillance...

It's really unfortunate that "a VPN is (mostly) another ISP" is not well understood...

How to be cool online 

1: Be super elitist about everything
2: Never admit to liking anything
3: Always have a way to one-up the last post
4: It was cool before everyone liked it

@mint I just saw your banner and I love it. Dang, Mastodon needs to inform followers when these things change.

Is it "cromulent" or "cromulant"? It's for a school paper so I need to get it right.

Hey do you guys want to buy my stuff? They're only $10 and they're really cool and it would def. help me out while my partner is out of work. (Note: We're not in dire straits or anything, so if you only have a little bit of money help someone who needs food first).

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Seriously considering writing a college paper on why is actually the best OS there is for general computing.

Well, you see, I'm not exactly straight. But it's not like I'm π‘”π‘Žπ‘¦. If only there were something in between.

@rdh @Ophillous so salad is a soup, and nullifies the "is cereal a soup or a salad" debate

Oh no, I don't get to see your obnoxious autoplaying video that I would have instantly closed?! What an inconvenience, better disable my ad blocker post-haste!

*closes page*

I don't think these timestamps are right. It hasn't been an hour, it's only been... *looks at clock*

Disregard. What am I doing with my day?

Hey do you guys want to buy my stuff? They're only $10 and they're really cool and it would def. help me out while my partner is out of work. (Note: We're not in dire straits or anything, so if you only have a little bit of money help someone who needs food first).

checkout.square.site/buy/QYD2O

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