This is actually due to dwarves not having any biological sex. Dwarves reproduce asexually and their gender is just a societal construct.
You may, at this point, be wondering, just how 𝑑𝑜 dwarves reproduce, then? Well, did you ever watch Dragonball? You know that part when Goku punches a hole in King Piccolo's chest, and he barks up an egg?
This gives rise to the myth that dwarves are an especially long lived race. In fact, dwarves, like humans, only live 60-80 years. However, when they die, they produce an exact clone of themselves.
Anyway, thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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@rdh what universe does this theory apply to?
@UWBW any universe in which dwarves exist.
@rdh hmm. hmm. Okay. Where do you stand on Duergar?
Duergar are the spawn of Illithid experiments, but are otherwise similar to their dwarven cousins in terms of reproduction.
@rdh okay. Right. But it's time we address...
The danny devito question.
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