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Describe the male love interest in Jolene:

You can’t. He’s not described

What’s the male love interest’s name in Jolene?

Drawing a blank? He’s not named.

Jolene however has auburn hair, and emerald green eyes, and a smile like the breath of spring, and a voice like summer rain...

Hon, ditch Noname McGee, you’re in love with Jolene

Aaaaaand she probably likes you back. Why do you think she’s been hanging around you and your formless gray lump of a boyfriend?!?

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Me, working from home: Teacher, can we learn outside today?
Also me: *checks apartment balcony for shade*
Shade: *exists*
Me: :3

Ears, minor medical, could be yuck 

I CAN HEAR AGAIN!

I feel like I have a brand new ear! The tenderness isn't from an infection, it's from the new cyborg ear getting joined onto my head!

TL;DR Peej got water stuck behind her earwax and it got infected. Now it is flushed out! Don't use wax softening drops unless you have all the water out of your ears, kids!

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@aoife @mint don't forget his daughter, Notification Malone (she usually goes by her middle name, Bell)

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@mint and their cousins, Like Malone and Subscribe Malone

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Post Malone: and these are my sons, Comment Malone and Reply Malone.

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Antidepressants or Tolkien character? antidepressantsortolkien.now.s More difficult than I’d have guessed.

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Nice fandom you’ve got there

be a shame if someone

made it very gay

Birdsite, violence, racism 

Ahmaud Arbery was brutally murdered while jogging in what can only be described as a modern-day lynching by racists Greg and Travis McMichael. The shooting is on video. It is too traumatizing to share. The murderers have NOT been arrested. We MUST have justice, one way or another.
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The Rise of Skywalker, sequel series in general 

And what the fuck was up with taking Finn from being the deuteragonist of VII to comic relief with crap plots and downgraded development for the rest of the series? It's not like John Boyega isn't capable of handling a large and awesome role - dude's a powerhouse of an actor.

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The Rise of Skywalker, sequel series in general 

Also, let Finn and Poe be a couple, dammit.

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The Rise of Skywalker, sequel series in general 

The Star Wars sequel series is beautifully shot, the score is phenomenal, and the cast has done the best they can with the material.

That said, the writing was uneven and uninspired. Ep VII was essentially a plot retread of Ep IV, Ep VIII was unsettlingly reminiscent of a slow burn reylo force bond fanfic I've read (without the smut), and Ep XI went so far with the fanservice that I couldn't take it seriously.

The Rise of Skywalker 

Emperor PipPop

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The Rise of Skywalker 

Gonna insist on referring to Palpatine using the most asinine grandfather nicknames i can think of.

The Rise of Skywalker 

I stopped taking this movie seriously the second i heard "Rey, you're a Palpatine".

Rey fighting Dark Rey was pretty cool though

The Rise of Skywalker, Killing Eve 

Oh, cool! Rey's mom was Villanelle!

The Rise of Skywalker, all caps 

LANDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blobaww:

The Rise of Skywalker 

Loving Rose Tico's whole vibe in her opening scene. It's very Brendan Fraser in The Mummy.

The Rise of Skywalker 

Wow. Palpatine needs a manicure. Badly.

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