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FUCK YOU, TWITTER!

IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO FIND A NEW SOCIAL PLATFORM THIS WEEKEND, THEN YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SCHMUCK TO COME TO MASTODON!

BAD POSTS! INSTANCES THAT MELT DOWN! NAZIS!

IF YOU THINK YOU WILL FIND A GOOD TIME ON MASTODON YOU CAN KISS MY ASS

IT'S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER YOU'LL SIGN UP FOR THIS BULLSHIT, GUARANTEED!

IF YOU FIND A BETTER INSTANCE, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

BRING YOUR FRIENDS! BRING YOUR CLOUT! BRING YOUR WIFE! WE'LL EMAIL HER! THAT'S RIGHT! WE'LL EMAIL YOUR WIFE!

BECAUSE ON MASTODON YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY

TAKE A HIKE, TO MASTODON

HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING
THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE PISSING!

HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PISS SIX FEET INTO THE AIR STRAIGHT UP AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DEFEDERATION

DON'T WAIT! DON'T DELAY! DON'T SIGN UP WITH US! OR WE'LL SUSPEND YOU!

ONLY AT MASTODON, THE ONLY WEBSITE THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF!

HURRY UP ASSHOLE! THIS INSTANCE ENDS THE MINUTE YOU WRITE US A REPORT AND IT BETTER NOT SUCK OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

GO TO HELL

MASTODON, PORTLAND'S FILTHIEST AND MOST EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS OF BITCHES IN THE STATE OF OREGON, GUARANTEED!

big bill's hell's mastodon 

@omni reading this out loud and cackling

big bill's hell's mastodon 

@omni i wanna record an audio version of this when i have my mic again holy shit

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