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I saw a local pot dispensary today advertising a "Harambe" brand of marijuana and could not roll my eyes enough.

An older man with a gravelly voice talking quietly while he does ordinary tasks: Ed ASMR

Well, that was a dud. The 3" of snow we were supposed to get overnight turned out to be, in actuality, about 1/4". Oh well.

The problem with MBMBAM is that when you say it out loud you sound like someone throwing a snare drum down the stairs.

The opposite of a TERF is a FRET: a Feminist Reactionary-Eliminating Trans person.

I'm bisexual, meaning I've been exualed twice

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friend needs urgent help finding housing around portland, boosts needed :boost_ok: 

hey y'all, a friend of mine has been given two weeks to move out of the place he's currently staying and needs somewhere to go in or around portland

his accounts are @DrSagan and @hermes

please help him, if you have somewhere he can go or just by boosting this post

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can anybody give me some resources for mental health clinics in portland to forward to a friend? it's pretty urgent

elevator pitch: ideally 0°, same as elevator yaw and elevator roll


lovecraft, inferred racism 

Find the racial slur in "Shub-Niggurath" and then think about her epithet "the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young".

I've got no evidence that this was deliberate, but on the other hand, Lovecraft was so turbo-racist that he'd be a Trumpist luminary today, so.

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asking for money help, boosts needed :boost_ok: 


i need about $50 for groceries and $35 for my phone bill, and i'm gonna need $60-ish for medical weed in a little while but i suppose i should go ahead and throw that in now just so i don't have to make another post later on in the week

i've been trying to find a job video editing or something, i can't work anywhere facing the public because i have asthma and if i catch covid i'll die excruciatingly


venmo/cashapp: vantablack420

thank you so much for literally keeping me alive, fediverse!!! :black_sparkles: :blacker_heart:


Hm. Is my home timeline not updating or has nobody posted for 15 minutes?

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