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Looking for a job, and having a job are both the goddamned worst.

Jobs: the worst

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I just described World of Goo as

"the physics game with a storyline about the systemic flaws within consumer capitalism"

and I enjoyed the description so much I wanted to repost it here for you to enjoy

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furries who can attend cons and/or have fursuits, or as i like to call them, the purr-geoisie,

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hey throwback to when i made this shirt and some people bought it

i think people should buy it again to celebrate

there's stickers and phone cases and mugs too

transbian.threadless.com/desig

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Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex

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okay yes i'm under a comforter but where can i get.... the comfortest?

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so what's the best open-source Git host that's NOT funding child prisons

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Mintbot is a better dril parody of myself than I'd ever be

Mega Man III's "Magnet Man" theme is still close to the top of my list for what can be done with the NES sound chip. Fujita did a fantastic job with the four available channels.

Who's the dark priest of night
Who brought Dracula back to life?
(Shaft!)
You're damn right

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historical uspol, swears 

-- He has poisoned our water forever. Nixon will be remembered as a classic case of a smart man shitting in his own nest. But he also shit in our nests, and that was the crime that history will burn on his memory like a brand. By disgracing and degrading the Presidency of the United States, by fleeing the White House like a diseased cur, Richard Nixon broke the heart of the American Dream." - Hunter S. Thompson

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historical uspol, swears 

"Nixon's spirit will be with us for the rest of our lives -- whether you're me or Bill Clinton or you or Kurt Cobain or Bishop Tutu or Keith Richards or Amy Fisher or Boris Yeltsin's daughter or your fiancee's 16-year-old beer-drunk brother with his braided goatee and his whole life like a thundercloud out in front of him. This is not a generational thing. You don't even have to know who Richard Nixon was to be a victim of his ugly, Nazi spirit. --

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@noelle snake: big dick energy to turn off boosts and favorites, for some bees

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...the penultimate and ultimate bosses of a :dnd: adventure I'm designing just popped, unbidden, into my head, and suddenly I know exactly how the rest of the adventure needs to go.

It's really weird when that happens.

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