re: How far can a dog run into the woods?
“It occurs to us that the dog’s continued presence there would be useful, in case something happens to that tree that we’ve been hearing about since high school physics — the one that falls when no one is in the forest and since there is no eardum to register sound waves, makes no noise. You know what a fine sense of hearing a dog has. Let him run [all the way in], settle there, and keep an ear cocked for that tree.”
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