"There are two hard things in computer programming: cache invalidation, naming things, and off‐by‐one errors."
@noelle This is irrationally hilarious to me
@noelle I also like the other common one:
There are only two hard problems in distributed systems: 2. exactly-once delivery, 1. delivery order, 2. exactly-once delivery
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