pour one out for william shatner, who still wanders the wastes of mastodon, meandering among weathered pillars and ancient plaques, the only remains of once-vast instances, as he sobs and calls out in a faltering voice: "laaaaance, where aaaaare youuuuu"
@noelle Wait, what is it with Shatner?
@Deiru This was one of the first mainstream articles about Mastodon, and it's pretty funny on its own: https://mashable.com/2017/04/05/mastodon-wont-survive/
@noelle I think this gave me hysteria, thanks.
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