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Noëlle the 8-Bit🏳️🌈🎄
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"There are entire serieses of horror movies [among #StarTrek non-human cultures] where the premise is “We stopped paying attention to the human and ey found the technology.”"
"Galactic Community: Oh no, a giant cylinder is destroying Earth, what will we do?
Kirk: I’m gonna take this stolen Klingon Kia that we barely know how to fly and was dispensing poison food up until last week, and I’m gonna time travel into the past convince some whales to come back with us, abduct a marine biologist, and let the two crew drunks change the course of history by giving out futuristic tech. So no worries, right?"
@noelle "Just... Just as long as you aren't reconfiguring the main deflector dish. I don't even know why we let Human-crewed vessels _have_ those."
This also neatly answers "What does God want with a starship?" If it's a /human/ starship, there might be something on board He hadn't realized was possible. #StarTrek
@noelle he's just trying to remove the human ship because it got picked up by the universe's cheat detection.
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@noelle movies were a mistake
@noelle This fits in neatly with the whole Q thing <.<
@noelle There's a human based reality series-- seriously trash entertainment, called "Let's eject a warp core into it". Kinda of a galactic Jack-Ass
@noelle Isn't that really how The Thing *actually* started? *ahem*