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:ellie: Noëlle the 8-Bit🏳️‍🌈🎄 @noelle

We're living in the dumbest timeline. :blobsad:

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@noelle

Reminds me of the trend of Instagrammable food that tastes awful 😒

@noelle look at that fake ass banksy shit they do on the left.

even banksy would have more class than this

@noelle

_looks up_
Yup
_keeps researching moving_

@noelle time to make a 10 cent clone and have it be free.

@dotUser @noelle
what if. the same thing but
-art is not such a disgustingly generic piece of poo-poo
-there is a small plushie next to it
-you must pledge allegiance to the plushie in order to take a pic in front of it

@dotUser @noelle

but seriously, who paid for that design and how much and why didn't they just buy some pizza instead

@grainloom It took me a bit to think this but maybe

maybe nobody paid for it

and maybe they just stole it

@noelle Cue photoshop creativity/hassling in 5... 4... 3... ...

@noelle *spoofs mastodon followers to add 2 zeroes at the end* ok let me in

@noelle this isnt a shitpost is it

please tell me this doesnt actually exist

@noelle but at least the silver lining is:

people have always done that stuff but the measure of worthiness was money or political- or military- power

now it's twitter followers XD

at least that's slightly less bad and more amusing :3

(ideally though, we transition to like, "human equality" or something crazy like that XD )

@noelle "yeah, this is my account, I'm @ Rihanna".

@noelle
What the ever-loving hell.

We need to go back, Marty.