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A young man discovers that he has the ability to understand and communicate in any language - but only when he’s high.
When aliens land on Earth to make first contact, will the government set aside its hard-line drug policy to recruit him? Will he introduce the aliens to Doritos and Taco Bell? And where will he get enough bud to last through the negotiations?
@noelle wait, did you hear the same possible urban legend I heard about the lady who smoked out before high school Spanish, so their Spanish was great when they were baked and they couldn’t speak a word sober?
@noelle unrelated fun fact, I just did a double take because the icon at the start of your display name was quite condensed on my display and the L and the I jammed together so I misread it as « élue »
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@noelle this is art