my sister messaged me saying “the food’s all gone but all the spices are still in the aisles…we know who’s panicking” and i have been launched into orbit
food, coronavirus, morbid
@mint All the white people die from a sodium deficiency while self-isolating from a virus.
@mint I saw the other day that the flour was gone and the spices were not and I was like, "y'
all are going to wish for something to season your three months worth of beans with real soon, white people." (I'm also white).
@mint MINT I'M DEAD
@mint someone in my FC Discord the other day said "whole lotta people out there boldly buying beans for the first time without having reliable access to toilet paper" and it killed me too
@mint bc you KNOW who it is
@sporks for real also y’all don’t drink water, put it back
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