Jake the Human @miltsghostrehab@elekk.xyz
- website
- don't go there right now...
Jake. I am a complicated human who likes the idea of making video games more than actually releasing them.
Joined Jan 2020
I learned something very important about myself this morning. I am a scrunchy person. When my hair is long enough for scrunchies, I am going to have so many scrunchies.
Today was chaos! The kids were crazy, I didn't get much done, and my friend got some nasty health news.
It would be nice if things could settle in a bit...
Jake the Human
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This arrives today finally and it's exactly what I've been looking for. I no longer have to worry about skirts not having pockets so I hope you are all ready for my skirt wearing arc.
Good morning friends!
I am tired, sad, impatient, healing and excited all at once. I don't know what today will bring, but it sure as Hell seems like it'll be better than yesterday.
Take good care of yourself πβ
A week ago last Friday, my partner and I decided to get a divorce. It's sad, but we've decided to remain roommates because we're still fantastic friends.
As soon as we finished deciding we would live together, a thought popped into my mind. Without fear or hesitation, I just said it.
"I've been thinking about having breasts a lot lately."
That was the start of it all. I've been spending a lot of time thinking about my gender and have determined I am a trans woman. I can't wait to get to work on this new me!
Furthermore, I just told my Aunt, who I am very close with, and her exact response was "Oh really?! Well, I guess that makes sense!"
This past week has been so hard. Things are starting to settle, but I don't think they'll stay that way for long.
Hey all!
Some time ago, I was a somewhat active member of this place. I moved to mastodon.technology where I got sort of bored and stopped posting...
But when it came to queer representation, Elekk has always been amazing. Y'all have been great. And right now, I am going through a journey that I want to share with you.
I want to thank you for your love in the past, and now I want to thank you for giving me a forum to discuss my future.
More to come. Much love πβββπβββπβββ
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Jake the Human
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CW: Racism, fetishization of Asian people
Kudos to this tattooer for putting out a warning
Too much effort put into a joke? Probably. Still worth it? Yeah π
That time I convinced my wife that "Gettin' Schwifty" was actually from an episode of Friends
These days, whenever I listen to certain songs ("I Know The End" and "The Real Folk Blues" come to mind), I cry. Certain shows and movies too.
I want to make things that will make me cry when I finish them. Is that too ambitious? Maybe, but it's worth the effort all the same.
Jake the Human
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caps (not angry)
Me: *takes a sip of tea, accidentally inhales, starts coughing*
J: IT GOES IN THE OTHER HOLE
I have written some really funny toots, just sayin'.
Jake the Human
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Today I got no game work done.
Today I got no curriculum work done (I'm making my own curriculum, did ya hear?)
I got ducking everything else done though. And then, after 31 hours of doing everything, my kid looks at me with those cute puppy-dog eyes that kids have and says "Hey Dad I sure would like those Fortnite Hulk Smash Hands!"
So then I also spent 100 hours playing The Avengers beta.
I'll be dead by morning.
Jake the Human
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My kid playing video games @2: What the fork is this?! It is magic!
@3: Hey dad, check it! I can actually finish a level within 30 minutes!
@4: Hmm...buy me all the things related to this game immediately please.
@5: I know more about this game than you Dad, and I am going to explain that to you for the next 20 minutes while the game idles because I forgot that's why I actually turned the system on.
Jake the Human
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when my kid has a question to ask me but their absolutely certain my answer is wrong:
- website
- don't go there right now...
Jake. I am a complicated human who likes the idea of making video games more than actually releasing them.
Joined Jan 2020
