CW: Racism, fetishization of Asian people 

Kudos to this tattooer for putting out a warning

Too much effort put into a joke? Probably. Still worth it? Yeah 😜

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That time I convinced my wife that "Gettin' Schwifty" was actually from an episode of Friends

These days, whenever I listen to certain songs ("I Know The End" and "The Real Folk Blues" come to mind), I cry. Certain shows and movies too.

I want to make things that will make me cry when I finish them. Is that too ambitious? Maybe, but it's worth the effort all the same.

caps (not angry) 

Me: *takes a sip of tea, accidentally inhales, starts coughing*
J: IT GOES IN THE OTHER HOLE

I have written some really funny toots, just sayin'.

Today I got no game work done.
Today I got no curriculum work done (I'm making my own curriculum, did ya hear?)

I got ducking everything else done though. And then, after 31 hours of doing everything, my kid looks at me with those cute puppy-dog eyes that kids have and says "Hey Dad I sure would like those Fortnite Hulk Smash Hands!"

So then I also spent 100 hours playing The Avengers beta.

I'll be dead by morning.

My kid playing video games @2: What the fork is this?! It is magic!

@3: Hey dad, check it! I can actually finish a level within 30 minutes!

@4: Hmm...buy me all the things related to this game immediately please.

@5: I know more about this game than you Dad, and I am going to explain that to you for the next 20 minutes while the game idles because I forgot that's why I actually turned the system on.

when my kid has a question to ask me but their absolutely certain my answer is wrong:

I feel like the people who say they prefer conservatives to libs didn’t have to grow up around them and the just violently hateful way they live. Libs are annoying dude I get it, they drive me up the wall but at least at the end of the day they aren’t trying to pray my gay away.

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If you truly believe that "there is no war but class war", please soft-block me and go be ignorant somewhere else.

This, of course, reminds me of another regular interaction I have with dictionaries...

M: What's a haberdashery?
MW: goods sold by a haberdasher.
M: Fine, then what's a haberdasher?
MW: It's a person who works in a haberdashery.
M: WE'RE GOING IN CIRCLES HERE!!

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Me: What's a haberdashery?
Merriam-Webster: It's a place to buy men's clothes and notions
M: Wait, what's a notion?
MW: It's like a sundry.
M: What the hell is a sundry?
MW: I dunno, it's like a little thing or whatever.

@whiskers oftentimes i have already grabbed the bacon off your plate when asking "are you gonna eat that?"

i was pretty sad about it at the time but it kind of feels like hearing that your friend that signed up for a bear wrestling league got killed by a bear

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@galaxgal @dankwraith
Many universities are adopting such policies for faculty AND students. It this far seems effective. I do worry about the potential for exploitation, though.

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