Too much effort put into a joke? Probably. Still worth it? Yeah 😜
Today I got no game work done.
Today I got no curriculum work done (I'm making my own curriculum, did ya hear?)
I got ducking everything else done though. And then, after 31 hours of doing everything, my kid looks at me with those cute puppy-dog eyes that kids have and says "Hey Dad I sure would like those Fortnite Hulk Smash Hands!"
So then I also spent 100 hours playing The Avengers beta.
I'll be dead by morning.
My kid playing video games @2: What the fork is this?! It is magic!
@3: Hey dad, check it! I can actually finish a level within 30 minutes!
@4: Hmm...buy me all the things related to this game immediately please.
@5: I know more about this game than you Dad, and I am going to explain that to you for the next 20 minutes while the game idles because I forgot that's why I actually turned the system on.
I feel like the people who say they prefer conservatives to libs didn’t have to grow up around them and the just violently hateful way they live. Libs are annoying dude I get it, they drive me up the wall but at least at the end of the day they aren’t trying to pray my gay away.
This, of course, reminds me of another regular interaction I have with dictionaries...
M: What's a haberdashery?
MW: goods sold by a haberdasher.
M: Fine, then what's a haberdasher?
MW: It's a person who works in a haberdashery.
M: WE'RE GOING IN CIRCLES HERE!!
@whiskers oftentimes i have already grabbed the bacon off your plate when asking "are you gonna eat that?"
i was pretty sad about it at the time but it kind of feels like hearing that your friend that signed up for a bear wrestling league got killed by a bear
Jake of Milt's Ghost Rehab, a games studio (he/him) ∙ curses generously and finds self hilarious. BAM!
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