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thinking about federated onlyfans 

@nova i know one of the biggest issues for people or groups trying to make their own/communal alternatives is payment processors not allowing sex work - when done on a transactional, off-site basis, ppl can tell + hope customers don't mention it in payment on kofi/paypal/etc. otherwise large sites are allowed by payment processors because of their pull. do you know if there's been any confirmed processors who work with small porn sites?

thinking about federated onlyfans 

i don't think it would be too hard to extend mastodon to allow for onlyfans type subscription models. you would just need a layer that integrates with something ko-fi and associates fediverse accounts with payment accounts, then automatically approves follow requests once a payment is made. if payments stop, then the follower could be softblocked. one issue is that the subscriber would have to initiate the follow request themselves, and re-initiate it if the subscription lapses and is renewed. this could be addressed if the integration is built into all fediverse servers, though.

cis nonsense 

"oh sorry, I've never met someone who uses pronouns before"

wow I just spelled "succumb" and it did not feel right. the internet is ruining my brain

Me: ... It's the Muppets.

Mum: oh, is it really? I thought it was the bayeux tapestry.

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My mum asked my dad for help identifying "a famous classical painting".

Neither of them could.

They finally asked me for help.

It was a screenshot of this tweet.

@jackdaw_ruiz one of these tech bros came to a farming conference i was at trying to sell his app/startup and i could not stop laughing because he kept using words that should have made sense, but meant absolutely nothing? Synergy. Collaborative. Innovative. Expansive. Apps. to a room full of farmers lmfao

@jackdaw_ruiz @mood "Armed with high-powered laptops, top-of-the-line PDAs (personal digital assistant) cum-cellphones, and unlimited wifi access in any hotspot, omnipreneurs hit the road every day with a mission in mind—to outsmart the competition!"

ah yes, the cum-cellphone,

ever look into this weird pocket reality of 23 year-old dudes who claim they're the CEO of multiple businesses, constantly post about how they use advanced AIs to invest in forex, and speak at mysterious seminars that are only attended by each other?

it's this strange ecosystem of young grifters all posing with each other in photos and mutually pretending they're wealthy global playboy millionaires, even though every single one has been evicted twice in the last calendar year.

@maloki

What are days, but a pile of miserable secrets! 🧛🏽

Smoking, vid selfie 

Raise my price and I got this shit from Tina (is also my mommas name)

The highest mountain on Earth is known as Sagarmatha (सगरमाथा) in Nepali, meaning “goddess of the sky” and Qomolangma (ཇོ་མོ་གླང་མ) in Tibetan, meaning “holy mother”. The name “Everest” wasn’t given until 1865. Even the guy it was named after objected, and wanted them to keep a local name for it. Sadly, they did not.

The true names of places in the world always sound much nicer than the colonial names to me.

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