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Actually I really wanted the fairphone 3... hmmmm

begpost (sorry), links (ko-fi, patreon, bandcamp) 

@maloki the most aggressive example bc they're as hot as their posts are bad, and their posts are exquisitely awful

Mastodon has too many fucking hot people on it. biggest drawback of this website.

Me: today I surely can start doing the stuff.

My body: hahhahahahahahhahahahahahha

When relieved tension hurts more than the tension itself.

Body, why you like this?

I just went down a Tiffany Haddish rabbit hole, and let me tell you, it was glorious.

And now I've ordered her book! :)

So, today was my first real encounter with the NHS and all what that means.

This was very much me:

I did the thing. Now I just need to do two more things this week... >_<

@DissidentKitty I find the 'real world' and IRL terms annoying. Like many, I'm trapped at home much of the time by a chronic illness, and online has been a life saver. I've met some wonderful people online and I value friendships online the same as meatspace. There are some weeks when apart from my partner, chatting to people online is my only other connection to the world.

Hey,

I've decided to offer myself up as a voice coach for trans people who need it free/cheap.

No matter what you desire to work towards, you come to me as a friend I would like to help be comfy. Whether that be feminising, masculinising, or a voice made of various different elements :)

We will do exercises, talk about posture, be hydrated, apply it to real life, and I promise to tailor things to meet your needs.

I will do this over discord. DM me if you fancy this.

Boosts appreciated

I keep seeing straight people post, catch myself taking offense and then realize I'm not straight.

Fuck those guys.

We need to awe more at how powerful a device we can carry with us in our pockets.

The future is now.

Anxiety stuff/obsessive anxiety stuff 

But then I remembered that a bunch of you always moan about it being Monday, and I'd seen none of that today, so it couldn't possibly have happened

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