@Juju forcing me to try and look presentable, are we?

CW, selfie/ almost eye contact

@Juju forcing me to try and look presentable, are we?

CW, selfie/ almost eye contact

Couldn't resist the temptation to add a sound effects track to these kitties... #dit #dah

Shadow is such a solar cat. This is one of the few times you can see his black-on-black tabby markings. #cats #mastocats #catsofmastodon

@woozle @troubleMoney not literally everyone. But yeah, they were super cool!

@mwlucas @troubleMoney I agree. The wardrobe chose was "accidentally on purpose".

HRH: "Let's see if they do it again"

(Sees pictures of her wearing a top featuring a cat staring at her brooch)

HRH: "We *are* amused."

@troubleMoney

I'm pretty sure the Queen's people knew *exactly* what would happen.

It's their way of letting people, er, I believe the phrase is "take the piss" over there?

@woozle @troubleMoney everyone owned one of these when I grew up. πŸ˜…

The Queen did her speech to the nation while wearing green

This has resulted in exactly what you'd expect

(collection of images follows, all showing the Queen photoshopped to be wearing various t-shirts)

Also, I spent all day watching this garbage.

It was a good escape, but mostly just watching a bunch of people with very poor communication skills try to get married the first time they met...........

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@andrhia My current is seeing my partner this weekend for 2 uninterrupted days, after being apart for a while due to the lockdown.

And we're celebrating my birthday (a day late) with the friends we live with.

I’m struggling with how many things I was looking forward to were taken away, all at once.

So I’m starting a new practice. Maybe you’ll join me β€” find things to look forward to tomorrow and next week, not just the uncertain β€œwhen all this is over.”

Call it, dunno, #nearcheer?

🌈 Social distancing: It Works! Do it! 🌈

Taking lessons from Typhoid Mary:

youtube.com/watch?v=z3wMFEiHNn

(watch it, spread it)

Covid-19, UK, Queen's Address 

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Covid-19, UK, Queen's Address 

covid deaths and underreporting 

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