/ : Candy Connoisseur @magicalmilly@elekk.xyz

Oh you want a rabbit enemy who looks like a ruffian?

Let's call them..... Robber Rabbit.

GROAN

I would like to understand the people who sit in places after close even as the tables are being put up and doors are being locked and money is being handled.

sign making is honestly the #1 most stressful thing at work.

I'm not good at art. but i have to fucking fake it.

got a candy order in the mail.

they slipped in a free sample of smoked fish for our consideration for holiday ordering.

sir.

we are a candy store.

Watching all the gays on here with headmates: you know, it just seems economical. Double the queer, half the space. It's just more efficient.

i enjoy that the dq8 gear in dq11 actually darkens the hero's hair.

I think it looks better.

every time I play a DQ game I'm always just in awe at the sheer levels of punnery in the games. And just in awe of the localization team.

anyways, yes, I am being used as free childcare while the parents get coffee.

I have just arrived to work, I have just had my first sip of caffeine, and I am already learning the entire history of Hello Kitty according to this 2 year old.

it involves Hello Kitty falling out the Barbie car because she didn't wear her seatbelt and that's why you have to wear your seatbelt always.

"Noah the know it all, knows it all."

GROAN

Oh my god.

The guy named Noah is an information dealer.

If you get info from him.... You Noah a guy.

I really like that they have the monsters in the dq games have personalities and talk and voice acted.

It's just nice

Dance water dance

It's a very gay game

My dq11 thread is just me pointing out every gay thing ever

"Milo's pal"

this is the most important descriptor and title that Erik has right now in game.

GAY

A guy who will stop to help a sad child instead of boning down with his boyfriend is a good sort of guy

I'm remembering from my last incomplete playthrough that I was able to marry Erik when I played the dq5 part of the game

oh my fucking god

straight