This is evolving from a mini customer service vent to a full vent

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Also this lady then tried to accuse me of lying

"But i didn't see you"

DID I ASK. DID I FUCKING ASK.

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Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver are the most realistic because i collect everyone's phone numbers and then proceed to never pick up the phone ever unless it's my Mother.

Mini vent 

It's fine that you checked in with me.

But after i explained that I've been helped, you don't need to interrogate me.

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Hey, if I've told you I've spoken to person and told you I have it handled.

That means it's been handled, or I'm lying and just won't get what I'm asking for.

Regardless, i don't need every single fucking employee to ask for my life story and me having to explain myself 10 times

Too many cooks in the kitchen. I don't want to explain it to you because it isn't your fucking problem

Me: I'm a little scared of moving up north again, especially in winter. Hope I'll be okay with the temp change.

Me, this morning: i only like my shawl. It's just so nice out. Refreshing. Why does my windshield have ice on it. Oh, it's 33 out.

"No, I'll stop concentrating on it when something distracts me."

"There's shock, amazement, and from one corner of the room, light applause."

"I caress the soft ground."

"The soft ground is made of tile."

"I can't believe we're calling it the 'AOL CD Language.' I'm fine with 'zombies made of zombies,' but 'AOL CD Language' is a bridge too far."

"Wait, I'm in an acting troupe now? When did that happen?"

"When you said hello to me."

"Imagine if you will: A bunch of zombies decided to do the '3 kobolds in a trench coat' routine, but more kobolds, fewer trench coats, and all zombies."

"I'm out."

"It's etched into our brains, like Highlander 2."

"Nope, that one's not real."

Period whining 

Today is the day my uterus is threatening eviction.

Thank you worst day of period

"When did I become my father's keeper?"

"I think it was around the time he started building a forge in the middle of a city street."

"I have a question for the GM."

""Is this in character?"

Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver are the most realistic because i collect everyone's phone numbers and then proceed to never pick up the phone ever unless it's my Mother.

Hey, @scoots needs about $150 to cover the cost of a nerve test they need and their insurance won't cover. The nerve issue the test is meant to address (as I understand it) causes pain in their back and drawing arm, makes it very difficult to get things done, and measurably reduces their quality of life.

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