Katherine @katherine@elekk.xyz

Hope I go to heaven when I die so I can karate chop God in half

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oh right im super pretty (selfie, ec, boost to spread my visage to the eyes of swooning gay girls everywhere)

talk to any "vanilla" "straight" girl and you'll hear the same shit, over and over again:

oh yeah, i totally hypnotically dominated my BFF in college, like, all the time, right? i had Rachel programmed with so many triggers that i probably forgot to turn a few off when we graduated, like, her boyfriend Mike can thank me if he ever buys her a grey beret, you know what i mean? but we were just messing around, i'm sure everybody does it…

just gals being pals smdh

reading trans healthcare related papers is fun because they're all like 'sample size of 3 (...) in conclusion, transgenderisms is a land of contrasts. can't draw any conclusions from this, can't tell why. we're god's perfect dumbass actually'

Is it possible to kin Bostonians

Signing up for Mastodon be like "aw shit she's hella cute"

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@katherine

We are two young queers with a baby trying to move cross country on short notice because we’ve go no other options. My wife and I have been searching for work all year, but there’s just nothing here for us.

Renting a van for this trip would cost almost as much as buying a used car anyways, so we’re trying to just get the car, which will help us more in the long run.

our goal is $1500 USD https://paypal.me/pools/c/8kuNAODk8c

thank you for your help ✨

kids under 18 are pretty cool and deserve love and support, but don't tell em i said so

are y’all doing memes again

The dispensary I live near gives numbers for the line, and I got this one today, lmao!

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That's it. That's the whole post

@katherine 😘