if lockdown has taught me anything, itโ€™s that my neighbours have really shit taste in music


had a little lie down with Jess and got this photo and I canโ€™t stop laughing at it

large dogs 

my colleagues, they say mean things about me at the water fountain

Less than 3 minutes into Ori and the Will of the Wisps and Iโ€™m already weeping

pacific rim is so dumb and silly and over the top I love it so much

pound land, of course, is the principality in which you can find pound town

sad posting stress posting 

kinda want a job that I can just attend for the required hours and then leave and not have to think about it at all but also Iโ€™d miss my service users terribly and itโ€™s nice feeling like youโ€™re making a difference. all I think about is work, itโ€™s so tiring.

coronavirus panic 

shout out to my Uber driver this morning who told me to bleach all food after buying it from a supermarket cos itโ€™s all infected with covid-19

saying things taste like shit then clarifying that i haven't actually tasted shit, of course

oh great the UKs entry for Eurovision this year is another mediocre white boy

Top Ten Sex Scenes To Watch With Your Parents

one day i hope to monetize my awfulness

bad for screen readers 

wamt... nap

_(:3 ใ€โˆ )_

Midsommar, emojis 

๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’

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