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lots of interest in Jess today so here she is doing her best impression of the “no talk me im angry” kitten

if lockdown has taught me anything, it’s that my neighbours have really shit taste in music


had a little lie down with Jess and got this photo and I can’t stop laughing at it

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large dogs 

my colleagues, they say mean things about me at the water fountain

Less than 3 minutes into Ori and the Will of the Wisps and I’m already weeping

pacific rim is so dumb and silly and over the top I love it so much

sad posting stress posting 

kinda want a job that I can just attend for the required hours and then leave and not have to think about it at all but also I’d miss my service users terribly and it’s nice feeling like you’re making a difference. all I think about is work, it’s so tiring.

coronavirus panic 

shout out to my Uber driver this morning who told me to bleach all food after buying it from a supermarket cos it’s all infected with covid-19

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saying things taste like shit then clarifying that i haven't actually tasted shit, of course

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oh great the UKs entry for Eurovision this year is another mediocre white boy

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Top Ten Sex Scenes To Watch With Your Parents

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one day i hope to monetize my awfulness

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selfie, ec, gimme attention 

guess who barely slept last night and has to work with their landlord today!!!!

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