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how am i supposed to eat midnight ramen when it's only 10PM

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i just really have not had much energy lately

fuck romance; what a trash genre; what sort of inane sheltered nerd would ever read or write romance fiction

i have him walking around in just a helmet and it’s perf

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definitely take off link's clothes before you do the revali recruit mission because it just makes everything that much more hilarious

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so far the revali mission has the best baby guardian moment as well

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have samus aran crashland her ship in the middle of faron woods and then fall in love with the lesbian who comes to her rescue or something, geez

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by and large the people who write canon-based works are trying to resolve or expand upon canon rather than pull something new which is like... zelda games aren't that complex, folks

breath of the wild 2 will have a NEW VILLAIN and NEW STORYLINE because there just isn't that much left to talk about from the first game!! and you can too

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i suppose the gauntlet track TECHNICALLY takes place after spirit tracks but like, a generation, so that doesn't count

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none of the rest

and like i have WRITTEN and have PLANS for fics which follow after twilight princess and breath of the wild

i feel it is POSSIBLE to do interesting things there

but nobody ever does it

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the only zelda fic set in proper relation to canon that i actually consider good was a fic about zelda/sheik in the seven-year period in ocarina of time

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i keep clicking on fics which are like “this is what happens after breath of the wild!” thinking “this might be interesting” and the answer is NO it is NOT

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i just do not give a shit re: your takes on zelda canon!

on the one hand it doesn’t FEEL like it is going to be a super huge game and on the other hand i have to remind myself that we are not even to the first memory in breath of the wild and this will presumably take us all the way up to the calamity so

i have zero sense for how big it is going to wind up being and how much content is actually there

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hyrule warriors take: mipha is very good; i am not super sold on how many of the characters have secondary effects which are triggered by zR but whatever; so far it is the exact same as the demo but with more levels

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