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like i get that you can afford expensive sound libraries that's real cool there but i mean come on

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like sure man you sure captured this video game theme but like so could an eight year old so maybe reach a little further than that next time dude

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you ever listen to a video game music remix album and want to sock the guy in the face

pnw english be like strolling up to your friend's camry and waiting for them to roll down the window and it's really slow because the motor is going out and it sticks and then finally being like “hey man whats poppin” and taking a sip from your latte and getting latte foam on your moustache and then you smile and they're like “not much what's down with you”

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pnw english is like we say “that's like, totally rad” but then we end it with “you guys” instead of “dude”

remembering that time when i replied to someone's toot being “this is hella” and they were just like “it's… hella… ???” and i was like “yes”

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wiktionary says that hella is a nocal thing but wiktionary also doesn't record “hella” as an adjective so i guess it's just not up on the pnw innovations

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here i thought we were all out of instant spiced apple cider and it turns out we have hella

appropriating british pub culture, but replacing the pubs with starbucks

how many turns before you think i lose this fire emblem level

“people with anxiety about getting stabbed in the face may fear changes in their appearance as a result” uh no friendo i just don't want to be stabbed in the fucking face thanks

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i'm not phone anxiety because i'm scared of being misunderstood i'm phone anxiety because it is a trash medium which is physically excruciating to use and i hate it

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wikipedia be like “people suffering from phone anxiety may fear being misunderstood” and like dude you're missing the much more obvious possibility that people with phone anxiety might just not like talking on the phone

like if an attack with 80% accuracy missed one out of every five times the game would just be unbearable

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in order to calculate whether an attack will land, it rolls two dice and then averages them, which skews the results so that percentages greater than 50% are even more likely and percentages less than 50% are even less

so that if it says 75% hit, you're gonna actually hit 87.75% of the time, which is what 75% FEELS like

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my favourite thing about fire emblem is that the math is just wrong

i want to feel GOOD about autumn descending, not upset because there are things i’m supposed to get done and all i did was lie around in a blanket all day

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leave it to RESPONSIBILITIES to make something WICKED SPECTACULAR like the PROGRESSION OF TIME feel like such a DRAG

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nooo do not wrest control of my IP by writing sexy fanfiction and posting it on the internet, anything but that

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