reporting LIVE from CUBICLE HELL, i bring you the latest in office humor!!! this is some real EPIC shit, folks

EL OH EL!!!!!

🚨 CRITICAL ALMOST-TWO-WEEK
UPDATE!!!!! 🚨

noticing that he just leaves these things up all week, i have chosen this monday to massively improve the situation

he has not noticed, yet

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upon arriving to work today, all of the camels have been removed. unsure what the reaction was when he noticed

if he puts any/all of them back up this wednesday, i will print out a picture of a large horse with the words GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!!!! and attach it to his cube this thursday

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if questioned, i will deny any knowledge of these actions

two weeks from now on a thursday, i will wish him a "happy horseday" in passing

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THE TARGET HAS LEFT EARLY FOR THE DAY

COMMENCE OPERATION:HORSEDAY. I REPEAT, COMMENCE OPERATION:HORSEDAY

OVER AND OUT, HOO RAH

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there is no sign of my masterpiece to be seen

target's reaction: unknown

a reasonably accurate dramatization of his discovery upon arriving to work this morning: "what the, fuck? huh??"

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OH ARE WE DOING THIS AGAIN??? HUH??? YOU WANNA PLAY GUY??? ALRIGHT ITS ON, I'LL SEE YOU TUESDAY BUDDY 🐎🐎🐎 🐎🐎

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I am really enjoying watching @killeveryhetero slowly morph into an office lady

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